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sizzler
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Did they tape a reunion show and arent going to show it or did they just not do one?




Hey Tc not sure what the hell is going on maybe it had something to do with the last epi....But Nope No reunion show...and that's the best part!




I'm happy too, just wondering if they even tried doing one.





I read somewhere that Mia and Otto declined. Not sure I'd want to watch it either....I can't even watch reruns of this season...makes me queasy.




I never heard about Otto and Mia, but can't hardly blame them. Who wants to be associated with that last event!
I have a hard time watching the reruns of this season too. Especially Betty...every time I hear her voice, I start looking for razor blades...not sure if for my wrists or her throat! Even on the Top Chef Countdown, where they all tell their fave comfort food, weakness, etc, I turn the volume down when she talks..looking at her is bad enough. How old does she think she is, 16??? YUCK!
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I do really really really hope next year resembles season 1!!! This year was not a true TOP CHEF kind of show, as some say, was more like Jerry Springer. LOL




I'm with you Sizz.
ANd thanks for keeping things positive amidst the negativer vibes today. You too Kristl....

One more day!



Marcel, ma belle, these are words that go together well, myMarcel
Marcel, ma belle, sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bienensemble

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say
until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand.

Chorus

I need you, I need you, I need you, I need to make you see
oh what you mean to me
until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean

Chorus

I want you, I want you, I want you, I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow
until I do I'm telling you so you'll understand

Marcel, ma belle sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bienensemble
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand, my Marcel






LOL.....Don't think for one minute I wouldn't LOVE to get into IT!!!
I am no saint...believe me....And I can be a beeeyatch from hell if you hurt or wrong me...BUT I know how quickly a WAR can start here if I say one wrong thing..Unless it's my fight..I'm out of it!!

Even for peeps I care for a lot...They have to fight their own battles unless it's like an explanation...I also don't blindly go along with everything someone I like says.
There is a reason certain peeps are ALWAYS in arguments..One only has to read and see why.... But that's their biz..Until someone attacks me..then I am Swizterland!!!

If I don't stick up for someone.it's not that i don't like the person or like what the other person is saying...it's just that I know from other boards...war will be had and sides will be chosen.

NOW..I think I came up with a really good point today..Why didn't they hold Sam down???

This keeps going through my head...He said he was gonna' shave his head he backed out..He would be the logical next in line????





Well if ya gotta ever go to war, and if you need your gays..I'll be there...IIIIlllll beeee tttthhheeerrrrreeee...IIIIIlllll beeee ttttheeerrrrrreee...just call my name and... LOL
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I do really really really hope next year resembles season 1!!! This year was not a true TOP CHEF kind of show, as some say, was more like Jerry Springer. LOL




I'm with you Sizz.
ANd thanks for keeping things positive amidst the negativer vibes today. You too Kristl....

One more day!



Marcel, ma belle, these are words that go together well, myMarcel
Marcel, ma belle, sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bienensemble

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say
until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand.

Chorus

I need you, I need you, I need you, I need to make you see
oh what you mean to me
until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean

Chorus

I want you, I want you, I want you, I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow
until I do I'm telling you so you'll understand

Marcel, ma belle sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bienensemble
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand, my Marcel






Somehow I get the impression that somewhere, right now, Paul McCartney is making his "I feel vaguely uncomfortable, but I'm not quite sure why" face.

1. Open brain pan
2. Pour on bleach
3. Lather
4. Rinse
5. Repeat





AW, I thought it was very nice...Good job!!
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New interview with Mikey.Interesting comments on Sam.

http://recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...170306/-1/RSS01





OH PLEASE Mikey....You don't know why Tom didn't take you seriously??????

Shaking my head..The guy won the James Beard award
Owns all kinds of restaurants...all kinds of accolades. Gramcery Tavern in NY???That place is world renowned....He must know something and when a jokester like Mikey walks in....Come on?????Did you read what Mikey did to Suzanne Goin??That woman is so respected and seemed lovely.....Mikey himself admits he never took it seriously and he should never even have been allowed on the show..They used him for comic relief. Sam his best bud says it amateur hour...Mikey...I understand you are a nice guy with a dirty raunchy not my style sense of humor..But don't diss Tom cause you acted like an idiot!!!








I am just really glad he did not go with what he wanted to on that quick fire, with the cheeto in between two of the snicker balls..so it would be obvious she was eating a cheeto penis with 'chocolate salty balls" as he had originally thought. GAWD that would have been embarrassing.
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New interview with Mikey.Interesting comments on Sam.

http://recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...170306/-1/RSS01




I actually thought this was the most interesting comment.
Question: How real is reality television?

Answer: It's kind of like scripted reality. They spin things the way they want it.






hmmm..so basically he was saying that Sam is a weasel. hmmm.. interesting. Good fink there btw.




Once again when Sam was looking bad he outed someone or tried to place the blame elsewhere..Only when his restaurant failed did he diss his
'best bud' who he had taken the crack pot oath with never to dis one another.

Yeah .....Sam is THAT guy!!!!

I'd still do him..lol But afterwards maybe I'd hold him down and shave his head!

Say what you want about Marcel..but he NEVER did that.

Every time he was called out for his food he said Well yeah..I did mess up pretty much.

He didn't say..Well if I was Joel Robouchon...it would have been great.
sizzler
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Whilst I stuff my gob with an everything pizza weeth feeeeeesh(anchovies....Italians call that weeeth feeeeesh)

I just got this and thought it might help y'all get into better shape!


I started this exercise yesterday....it really does work!


Exercise Routine

If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do it
faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.


Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!



SCROLL DOWN............










































































NOW SCROLL UP..

That's enough for the first day.
Great job.

Have a glass of wine.


LOL....With everybody tawwking about the LONG posts...Now we can get health benefits from it~~~~

My feeeeengers are keeeeeling me ohmy.gif)))))




WOW Kristl LaLane!! I am 49 and I did your new exercise FIVE times...didn't even hurt!! And, the best part is I lost
2 whole pounds already!!! I am so happy, I am going to tell ALL my friends about the Kristl LaLane exercise program! Do I get a discount on my membership if I get all my friends to join??? (O:
Kristlkrost
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New interview with Mikey.Interesting comments on Sam.

http://recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...170306/-1/RSS01





OH PLEASE Mikey....You don't know why Tom didn't take you seriously??????

Shaking my head..The guy won the James Beard award
Owns all kinds of restaurants...all kinds of accolades. Gramcery Tavern in NY???That place is world renowned....He must know something and when a jokester like Mikey walks in....Come on?????Did you read what Mikey did to Suzanne Goin??That woman is so respected and seemed lovely.....Mikey himself admits he never took it seriously and he should never even have been allowed on the show..They used him for comic relief. Sam his best bud says it amateur hour...Mikey...I understand you are a nice guy with a dirty raunchy not my style sense of humor..But don't diss Tom cause you acted like an idiot!!!








I am just really glad he did not go with what he wanted to on that quick fire, with the cheeto in between two of the snicker balls..so it would be obvious she was eating a cheeto penis with 'chocolate salty balls" as he had originally thought. GAWD that would have been embarrassing.




Oh no darlin'.... Read his interview on the Blog..He DID!!!!

I'll try and find it.
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Are you kidding? All these posts about how "Sam doesn't want to be 'that guy,' but they believe he is 'that guy.' I was making a play on words by saying I don't want to be 'that girl, as opposed to 'that guy' (because, hello, I'm not a guy)!

And "That Girl" was a TV show way back when starring Marlo Thomas. So, have I 'splained, or have I only confused things more?




I got the Marlo Thomas thing...I just didn't lnow if I was missing some disagreement or some point...alls good!




I apologize if I've been somehow cryptic or unncessarily vague. My Grandmother--poetess, fiction writer, wordsmith and librarian extraordinaire, as well as the woman who singlehandedly engendered a love of the English language in me, and who encouraged me to pursue a degree in English--was rushed to the hospital tonight after a series of strokes.

I'm still here because my employer has determined that my input on a "presidential" article appearing tomorrow morning is a project more important than my family. You'll forgive me, I hope, if I don't comment further on that. All I can say is that my request to fly home today has been refused.

I do apologize, though, if my comments tonight are even more ascerbic than usual. It's not you, believe me, so I hope you'll forgive me if I seem out of sorts.
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WOW Kristl LaLane!! I am 49 and I did your new exercise FIVE times...didn't even hurt!! And, the best part is I lost
2 whole pounds already!!! I am so happy, I am going to tell ALL my friends about the Kristl LaLane exercise program! Do I get a discount on my membership if I get all my friends to join??? (O:




K: LOVED your exercise!!! LOL!

Sizz! I'm turning 50 this year too!! It only gets better!
Kristlkrost
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Did they tape a reunion show and arent going to show it or did they just not do one?




Hey Tc not sure what the hell is going on maybe it had something to do with the last epi....But Nope No reunion show...and that's the best part!




I'm happy too, just wondering if they even tried doing one.





I read somewhere that Mia and Otto declined. Not sure I'd want to watch it either....I can't even watch reruns of this season...makes me queasy.





Hmmmm But they coulda' done it without them.
Damn them Elves!!!




Hey Kristl check this out. Think you will love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvVzaQ6i8A





Hey...... How did you know I would love that??????
Thank you SO much!!!!
sizzler
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Chef Tom... Kojak
Gail... The Flying Nun
Padma... Emma Peel

Betty... Mrs. Kravitz
Mikey... Pugsley
Sam... Vinnie Barbarino
Otto... Uncle Charlie
Suyai... Patty Duke
Mia... Florence (The Jefferson's)
Cliff... Kunta Kinte
Elia... Elaine (Seinfeld)
Frank... Baretta
Carlos... Fez
Marissa... Morticia
Emily... Mary Ellen Walton
Ilan... Eddie Haskell
Josie... Rhoda
Marcel... Eddie Munster




Snort out loud to Kojak, Mrs. Kravitz & pugsley!! I could barely keep my composure long enough to type that.




LOL.
Slight correction:

Gail: Gidget.
Padma: Jeannie (I dream of).

Marissa: Jane (Beverly Hillbillies).





LMAO...Marissa: Miss Jane...excellent!!
Holster
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I'm still here because my employer has determined that my input on a "presidential" article appearing tomorrow morning is a project more important than my family. You'll forgive me, I hope, if I don't comment further on that. All I can say is that my request to fly home today has been refused.





I'm sorry to hear about your grannie, IC. I adored mine to pieces.
Best wishes to you both, Mark
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WOW Kristl LaLane!! I am 49 and I did your new exercise FIVE times...didn't even hurt!! And, the best part is I lost
2 whole pounds already!!! I am so happy, I am going to tell ALL my friends about the Kristl LaLane exercise program! Do I get a discount on my membership if I get all my friends to join??? (O:




K: LOVED your exercise!!! LOL!

Sizz! I'm turning 50 this year too!! It only gets better!






Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!
Kristlkrost
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I'm still here because my employer has determined that my input on a "presidential" article appearing tomorrow morning is a project more important than my family. You'll forgive me, I hope, if I don't comment further on that. All I can say is that my request to fly home today has been refused.





I'm sorry to hear about your grannie, IC. I adored mine to pieces.
Best wishes to you both, Mark






Same here Lia..So sorry to hear that.
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There's been talk on the internet the Bravo has editted the assault show so you can no longer see Elia laughing with her hair still intact as Marcel walks off. Anyone TIVO a recent repeat that can check? Supposedly she was cropped out.

Souinds like an urban legend to me, but since they editted it in the first place, if true, could be an indicator that they are trying to portray Elia in a positive light, if she has won the competition. That she betrayed Marcel still stands regardless.






Would not put it past them Holster..Jen and I both swear we heard Sam say stop it , let him go the jokes gone to far and when I saw the show two days later it was edited out...so who's to say? I know I was on Nyquill but I asked Jen about this cause I thought I was Hallucinating ..lol and nope she heard it as well clear as day!




Anyone tape this episode????
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No problem.. kind of getting tired of skipping sooooooo many pages all the time...ya know what I mean jelly bean??

(O: say a little prayer for me Holster...heading out for another interview...OY I hate those things. lol




You're spinning on my prayer wheel. Bon Courage!




LOL, well, I'm back. Will see how it goes. Five peeps, 3 jobs. One can hope...but you just never know. Hope all that kneelin' did some good. (O: Thanks




Kneelin?? Who said anything about kneelin!!??
Reminds me of a VERY funny story when I was a Jesuit, but the BoyBush is on in a few and want to hear him further dig the hole he's been digging for 5 years....






LMAO...was a figurative comment..was pretty sure you weren't down on your prayer bones...and why you interested in the hole BoyBush's diggin? Did he get a new shovel???
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....I apologize if I've been somehow cryptic or unncessarily vague. My Grandmother--poetess, fiction writer, wordsmith and librarian extraordinaire, as well as the woman who singlehandedly engendered a love of the English language in me, and who encouraged me to pursue a degree in English--was rushed to the hospital tonight after a series of strokes.

I'm still here because my employer has determined that my input on a "presidential" article appearing tomorrow morning is a project more important than my family. You'll forgive me, I hope, if I don't comment further on that. All I can say is that my request to fly home today has been refused.

I do apologize, though, if my comments tonight are even more ascerbic than usual. It's not you, believe me, so I hope you'll forgive me if I seem out of sorts.



Oh Lia, honey!!!! That pulled me out of the margins real fast....your employer's attitude is just horrid. Please know that my thoughts and prayers go out to you.
Jazzie
*heading back to the margins*
Holster
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html
brillke
(((((LIA))))) I am so sorry hun. I hope your granny will be fine. Your in my prayers,

brillke
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Are you kidding? All these posts about how "Sam doesn't want to be 'that guy,' but they believe he is 'that guy.' I was making a play on words by saying I don't want to be 'that girl, as opposed to 'that guy' (because, hello, I'm not a guy)!

And "That Girl" was a TV show way back when starring Marlo Thomas. So, have I 'splained, or have I only confused things more?




I got the Marlo Thomas thing...I just didn't lnow if I was missing some disagreement or some point...alls good!




I apologize if I've been somehow cryptic or unncessarily vague. My Grandmother--poetess, fiction writer, wordsmith and librarian extraordinaire, as well as the woman who singlehandedly engendered a love of the English language in me, and who encouraged me to pursue a degree in English--was rushed to the hospital tonight after a series of strokes.

I'm still here because my employer has determined that my input on a "presidential" article appearing tomorrow morning is a project more important than my family. You'll forgive me, I hope, if I don't comment further on that. All I can say is that my request to fly home today has been refused.

I do apologize, though, if my comments tonight are even more ascerbic than usual. It's not you, believe me, so I hope you'll forgive me if I seem out of sorts.




Oh my IC!! So sorry about your Grandmother...sound like a bad boss! Will keep you both (you and Grandmother, not bad boss) in my prayers. (((((hugs))))
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WOW Kristl LaLane!! I am 49 and I did your new exercise FIVE times...didn't even hurt!! And, the best part is I lost
2 whole pounds already!!! I am so happy, I am going to tell ALL my friends about the Kristl LaLane exercise program! Do I get a discount on my membership if I get all my friends to join??? (O:




K: LOVED your exercise!!! LOL!

Sizz! I'm turning 50 this year too!! It only gets better!






You know I only feel old when I say I have a son who will be 28 next month!! YIKES! Then I feel old...lol
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html




OHMYG You are soo handsome!!!

All I get is a blank page...lol
Holster
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WOW Kristl LaLane!! I am 49 and I did your new exercise FIVE times...didn't even hurt!! And, the best part is I lost
2 whole pounds already!!! I am so happy, I am going to tell ALL my friends about the Kristl LaLane exercise program! Do I get a discount on my membership if I get all my friends to join??? (O:




K: LOVED your exercise!!! LOL!

Sizz! I'm turning 50 this year too!! It only gets better!






You know I only feel old when I say I have a son who will be 28 next month!! YIKES! Then I feel old...lol




Funny. A 28-year-old guy makes me feel young! LOL.
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New interview with Mikey.Interesting comments on Sam.

http://recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...170306/-1/RSS01





OH PLEASE Mikey....You don't know why Tom didn't take you seriously??????

Shaking my head..The guy won the James Beard award
Owns all kinds of restaurants...all kinds of accolades. Gramcery Tavern in NY???That place is world renowned....He must know something and when a jokester like Mikey walks in....Come on?????Did you read what Mikey did to Suzanne Goin??That woman is so respected and seemed lovely.....Mikey himself admits he never took it seriously and he should never even have been allowed on the show..They used him for comic relief. Sam his best bud says it amateur hour...Mikey...I understand you are a nice guy with a dirty raunchy not my style sense of humor..But don't diss Tom cause you acted like an idiot!!!








I am just really glad he did not go with what he wanted to on that quick fire, with the cheeto in between two of the snicker balls..so it would be obvious she was eating a cheeto penis with 'chocolate salty balls" as he had originally thought. GAWD that would have been embarrassing.




Oh no darlin'.... Read his interview on the Blog..He DID!!!!

I'll try and find it.







Heres the part your talking about..


" I was like I want to make Suzanne Goin eat a Cheetos [expletive deleted]. He was like ok dude.
So, I dig through the bag, looking for the most phallic Cheeto in the bag. She comes in and was like interesting presentation. I was like put it in your mouth. She ate the whole thing, she had to."

brillke
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html




OHMYG You are soo handsome!!!

All I get is a blank page...lol




LOL. My best side!
It's a Flash movie.
sizzler
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html




Woohooo!! What at cutie. And he has puppies too!!!
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html






Holsters a hottie! Pups are cuties too. Now I have a face to put to the post as I let loose a stream of swear words and flip you the bird.

brillke
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WOW Kristl LaLane!! I am 49 and I did your new exercise FIVE times...didn't even hurt!! And, the best part is I lost
2 whole pounds already!!! I am so happy, I am going to tell ALL my friends about the Kristl LaLane exercise program! Do I get a discount on my membership if I get all my friends to join??? (O:




K: LOVED your exercise!!! LOL!

Sizz! I'm turning 50 this year too!! It only gets better!






You know I only feel old when I say I have a son who will be 28 next month!! YIKES! Then I feel old...lol




Funny. A 28-year-old guy makes me feel young! LOL.




Hope you have a spare key board...mine is covered in cocoa! PLUS, almost had to open the Depends box again..LMAOROTF ... excellent!!
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html






Holsters a hottie! Pups are cuties too. Now I have a face to put to the post as I let loose a stream of swear words and flip you the bird.

brillke




LOL...Mine won't open...ahhhhhhh

Why me GAWD????
Holster
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html






Holsters a hottie! Pups are cuties too. Now I have a face to put to the post as I let loose a stream of swear words and flip you the bird.

brillke




LOL. And imagine the dart board you could create!!! LOL.
Sans doggies of course.
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LOL...Mine won't open...ahhhhhhh

Why me GAWD????




Must be lucky, I guess.
sizzler
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html






Holsters a hottie! Pups are cuties too. Now I have a face to put to the post as I let loose a stream of swear words and flip you the bird.

brillke




LOL...Mine won't open...ahhhhhhh

Why me GAWD????




nanner nanner nanner, nanner nanner nanner...Mind did...and he is REALLY CUTE!!!
sizzler
GOOD NIGHT ALL!! I'm beat so going to snuggle with Hubby and the baby. (Can't say doggie, JMe gets upset...they are the babies) lol
Play nice everyone
Holster
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GOOD NIGHT ALL!! I'm beat so going to snuggle with Hubby and the baby. (Can't say doggie, JMe gets upset...they are the babies) lol
Play nice everyone




Night Sizz.
SisterZip73
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Chef Tom... Still Tom Sizemore or Michael Chiklis
Gail... Maura Tierny
Padma... Aishwarya Rai (she is so much prettier then Padma)
Betty... Suzanne Somers
Mikey... Jim Belushi (pre-death, of course)
Sam... Joe Millionare
Otto... Ben Stein (Lychies? Anyone? anyone? Lychies?)
Suyai... Blair Warner
Mia... Alfre Woodard
Cliff... Mr. Clean
Elia... Valeria Golino (perfect! and good movie too)
Frank... Joe Pesi (You talking to me?)
Carlos... David Shwimmer
Marissa... Fran Dressher
Emily... Droopy Dog
Ilan... Martin Short (Ted Allen was unavailable)
Josie... Bingo from the Banana Splits
Marcel... HeatMiser












With Special Guest Stars...
Anthony Bourdain... Peter Fonda
Ted Allen... Ilan Hall
Michelle Bernstein... Punky Brewster
Franks Sunglasses... Liz Minelli
Ming Tsai... Chow Yun-Fat
Harold Dieterle... Edward Norton
Mixologist... Courtney Love
Mike Yakura... Robbie Rotten




I agree with most of your suggestions, however, I have a couple of changes:

Cliff: DB Woodside (Wayne Palmer-24, Principle Wood-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Mia: Whoopie Goldberg
Josie: Rosie O'Donnel (sorry, couldn't resist!)
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Oh and Brillke I just got off of y'alls new blog what a wonderful job so far looks like a great team y'all got there...very funny and informative stuff already..took me about an hour the read all of it very impressed can't wait for that show too start!




*pops up like a meerkat/prairie dog*..new blog????






http://topdesignblogger.blogspot.com/


Ive yet to write a thing for it and since I know squat about design, it could be interesting.

brillke



added it to favorites so I won't forget.
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Mikey... Jim Belushi (pre-death, of course)




*giggles*

I'm thinking Jim Belushi, pre-death, looks a lot like he looks today.....John Belushi, on the other hand.....

Lynnbo




I don't think I want to know how he looks today...my shovel will stay in the shed....




I don't know...he had an awful lot of chemicals in him when he died. Could have preserved him quite well....OMG, I can't believe I just said that!
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And Damsel I will in turn use your post as a jumping off point for something Fun I started last year, because frankly I'd rather get anal from a sea urchin then rehash anything anymore.

And so without further ado, or semi gross analogies I give you the Top Chef Season 2 ......Hollywood Cast.

Chef Tom... Still Tom Sizemore.
Gail... Maura Tierny
Padma... Hedi Klum
Betty... Miss Piggy
Mikey... Artie Lang
Sam... Joe Millionare
Otto... Ben Stein (Lychies? Anyone? anyone? Lychies?)
Suyai... Jon Lovitz
Mia... Jada Pickett-Smith
Cliff... Lashley WWE/ECW Pro Wrestler
Elia... Valeria Golino (Ramada from Hot Shots Fame)
Frank... Joe Pesi (You talking to me?)
Carlos... David Shwimmer
Marissa... Fran Dressher
Emily... Droopy Dog
Ilan... Martin Short (Ted Allen was unavailable)
Josie... Bingo from the Banana Splits
Marcel... Syndrome from the Incredibles

With Special Guest Stars...
Anthony Bourdain... Andy [expletive deleted]
Ted Allen... Ilan Hall
Michelle Bernstein... Bette Midler
Franks Sunglasses... Liz Minelli
Ming Tsai... Kim Jong Il
Harold Dieterle... Edward Norton
Mixologist... Courtney Love
Mike Yakura... Neuman from Seinfeld

Please feel free to join in...



ZOMGZ LMAO!!! Mixologist.. bahaha

The only one I don't really understand is Jon Lovitz as Suyai??? Hrmmmm... I am clearly missing something here.




Nahh Just a random ode to the vast dramatic range that is Jon Lovitz.
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I'm not sure if anyone knew but I just read this on TMZ.com

"Top Chef" archvillain Marcel Vigneron got an eyeful at a club in Vegas when a stranger broke a bottle over his head, he tells Las Vegas Weekly. He had to go to the hospital and get stitched up"

Hmmm.




Must have been Carolina. Or Ilan in drag....has anyone noticed that the name "Ilan" is within the name "Carolina."

Mmmmmmm.




Sadly I have noticed that too..and even more sad is how I have wracked my brain trying to figure out what the first letters 'caro' could stand for in different variations..lol ..and even in different fukken languages!!! LOL
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"Top Chef" archvillain Marcel Vigneron got an eyeful at a club in Vegas when a stranger broke a bottle over his head, he tells Las Vegas Weekly. He had to go to the hospital and get stitched up"

Hmmm.




Must have been Carolina. Or Ilan in drag....has anyone noticed that the name "Ilan" is within the name "Carolina."

Mmmmmmm.




Sadly I have noticed that too..and even more sad is how I have wracked my brain trying to figure out what the first letters 'caro' could stand for in different variations..lol ..and even in different fukken languages!!! LOL




Oh! That's easy.

It's "Caro Ilan"! ...dear Ilan... he loves himeslf "my precious..."
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I'm not sure if anyone knew but I just read this on TMZ.com

"Top Chef" archvillain Marcel Vigneron got an eyeful at a club in Vegas when a stranger broke a bottle over his head, he tells Las Vegas Weekly. He had to go to the hospital and get stitched up"

Hmmm.




Must have been Carolina. Or Ilan in drag....has anyone noticed that the name "Ilan" is within the name "Carolina."

Mmmmmmm.




Sadly I have noticed that too..and even more sad is how I have wracked my brain trying to figure out what the first letters 'caro' could stand for in different variations..lol ..and even in different fukken languages!!! LOL




Oh! That's easy.

It's "Caro Ilan"! ...dear Ilan... he loves himeslf "my precious..."




btw, it's Spanish...como no!
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Chef Tom... Still Tom Sizemore or Michael Chiklis
Gail... Maura Tierny
Padma... Aishwarya Rai (she is so much prettier then Padma)
Betty... Suzanne Somers
Mikey... Jim Belushi (pre-death, of course)
Sam... Joe Millionare
Otto... Ben Stein (Lychies? Anyone? anyone? Lychies?)
Suyai... Blair Warner
Mia... Alfre Woodard
Cliff... Mr. Clean
Elia... Valeria Golino (perfect! and good movie too)
Frank... Joe Pesi (You talking to me?)
Carlos... David Shwimmer
Marissa... Fran Dressher
Emily... Droopy Dog
Ilan... Martin Short (Ted Allen was unavailable)
Josie... Bingo from the Banana Splits
Marcel... HeatMiser












With Special Guest Stars...
Anthony Bourdain... Peter Fonda
Ted Allen... Ilan Hall
Michelle Bernstein... Punky Brewster
Franks Sunglasses... Liz Minelli
Ming Tsai... Chow Yun-Fat
Harold Dieterle... Edward Norton
Mixologist... Courtney Love
Mike Yakura... Robbie Rotten




I agree with most of your suggestions, however, I have a couple of changes:

Cliff: DB Woodside (Wayne Palmer-24, Principle Wood-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Mia: Whoopie Goldberg
Josie: Rosie O'Donnel (sorry, couldn't resist!)






Whoopie Goldberg......lol.I always thought that...This is good WAJ.......But why Tom Sizemore????

MAN........AND I thought Bonaduce was bad.That guy is one f*cked up dude.....I swear to GOD......What else will they make a reality show around..A mass murderer is next????
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Whoopie Goldberg......lol.I always thought that...This is good WAJ.......But why Tom Sizemore????

MAN........AND I thought Bonaduce was bad.That guy is one f*cked up dude.....I swear to GOD......What else will they make a reality show around..A mass murderer is next????






Suicide bombers?? nah...too short a season.
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Mikey... Jim Belushi (pre-death, of course)




*giggles*

I'm thinking Jim Belushi, pre-death, looks a lot like he looks today.....John Belushi, on the other hand.....

Lynnbo




I don't think I want to know how he looks today...my shovel will stay in the shed....




I don't know...he had an awful lot of chemicals in him when he died. Could have preserved him quite well....OMG, I can't believe I just said that!




LOL..I am sure Mr Belushi would find that very funny...I LOVED him....Did you see him in that movie where he played that reporter up in the Rocky Mountains???Continental Divide.

He was so sexy!
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html




Woohooo!! What at cutie. And he has puppies too!!!



Yes the dogs are so cute..and he is too!
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html






Holsters a hottie! Pups are cuties too. Now I have a face to put to the post as I let loose a stream of swear words and flip you the bird.

brillke




LOL...Mine won't open...ahhhhhhh

Why me GAWD????




nanner nanner nanner, nanner nanner nanner...Mind did...and he is REALLY CUTE!!!





I FINALLY got it to work..My son had to fool around with all I messed up trying to fix it......lol

You are a doll....Is that your cottage????

If it is It is sooo beautiful....Just the kind of house I have always wanted to live in..I am soo jealous..I live in a gawwjuss Villa in a retirement community(with my mom)..lol...BUT I LOVE the north east..Ahhhhh I godda get out of here...OK..You are just gonna have to marry me.No if's ands or butts......NO BUTTS...lol
You can sleep with who ever you want to just let me have the left overs!!!!

You have a dazzling smile......All the good guys ARE gay or married...lol
JayCiuM
RE-ALERT: Tomorrow's show has an addition 15 minutes! Be sure to watch it the 1st couple days! They usually edit it back to an hour after that!! Good luck Ilan, Marcel, & Sam!!
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I'm not sure if anyone knew but I just read this on TMZ.com

"Top Chef" archvillain Marcel Vigneron got an eyeful at a club in Vegas when a stranger broke a bottle over his head, he tells Las Vegas Weekly. He had to go to the hospital and get stitched up"

Hmmm.




Must have been Carolina. Or Ilan in drag....has anyone noticed that the name "Ilan" is within the name "Carolina."

Mmmmmmm.




Sadly I have noticed that too..and even more sad is how I have wracked my brain trying to figure out what the first letters 'caro' could stand for in different variations..lol ..and even in different fukken languages!!! LOL




Oh! That's easy.

It's "Caro Ilan"! ...dear Ilan... he loves himeslf "my precious..."




btw, it's Spanish...como no!



That was one I was laughing about..so appropriate! Also goes along with the masturbation thing Marcel said..and the drag thing as well. His 'girlfriend' is his own precious self! hahahaha
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Check your pulse rates goils...lol

I want a pic of you now Marc!!!
Come on...Reveal!!!




LOL> There is a pulse!

Here's this year's holiday card:

http://www.markmcintyre.com/xmas.html




Woohooo!! What at cutie. And he has puppies too!!!



Yes the dogs are so cute..and he is too!




Hands off there Toddy.....lol

Hey..A hot toddy.....You got a pix????
I love to see everyone!~
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Yes the dogs are so cute..and he is too!




OK, now I'm blushing. BUt, I'll admit my doggies are cute...

http://mcrumistudio.com/chevydogs.jpg
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