Its a goat-cat, silly! And we don't want to kill the poor goat-cat!

That was funny as hell 3 smilies all the way...
Look I am not Fn Siskle and Ebert, "its the best I could do".
I have a much better use for my thumbs

Alex
Hiding behind all of your Golf-wear and trying on your Pumps... I would say under garments but that seems so wrong....


I told Cher about everyone on this bored and how much they loved her, her kids and her talent. She was very please and said to say hello to everyone and she might visit soon.

To all the Lovers, Haters, Gays, Lesbians, Straights, Women, Men, Flamboyant Gentlemen and this weird bi-guy that has just showed up(hope I left no one out)!
I am not trying to offend anyone or their life-choices with this next statement.
I gave her a great big kiss on those perfectly painted lips ..." Alex I even slipped her a little tongue for you".
I hope DrB will not beat my gay arse up and remembers, "that I am no longer 15 and this isn't High School".

...

I want to know who drove away Liam (the love of my life) and the only pussy I could get snaggled with???

I also discovered Kari Ana is missing???

I leave for 3 days and everything goes to sh*t....

We have lost or driven away far to many friends (I know I am using we and friends way to much and provoking hate from the haters)! We have failed on our duty to drive away those people (cast) and that show (Workout). Way to go YALL...

What do you have to say for yourselves, HMMMM????????

"Sugar with water, "NO MORE SUGAR"... Men in Black...

Side bar! I did some of the LA News spots for Ray Ban Sunglasses for those Movies. Yup had my 15 minutes of fame! Head is so large now it takes a Costco run to get enough aluminum foil to make my hat...

Gay bashers are the saddest creatures of them all. It is their insecurity that leads them to act that way. I always believed that they are probably either brought up by a couple of biggots, homophobes OR they are gay and hate it so much that they hate gay people.
I answered your other questions in another post, but somehow screwed up and answered them in the quote section.

Hi, nobody owns the board but Bravo. You are just as welcome as anyone else here. Nobody has a right to control what you say, jus Bravo. I like to discuss the show, and maybe veer a bit but I don't use this board to make friends per se, just chat a bit about the show!

I am sure he is an excellent cook..especially considering his education in terms of culinary experience. I like Jesse, I think he is a good person. He can be snarky, but who can't, right?

OK, let me get this straight. Jackie owns a work out center; promotes it on her reality TV show, advertises and promotes improving one's mental and physical well being, and even dedicates a large part of her show to helping the obese make a new life for themselves.

But, it's ok that she can make fun of another woman's body, who's working out in HER gym, as long as she didn't know that the individual had breast cancer beforehand? It's also ok that she's never apologized for herself, or her employee, for making the demeaning comments about a woman working out in HER gym on national television? It's also ok that her actions are totally contrary to everything she claims to be about and promotes? It's ok that she goes on to fire another employee because he questioned what happened in this particular incident, not because of some other reason for firing him?

Yes, everyone makes mistakes, but people also try and make amends for their actions. Jackie has not ever tried to make it right, apologized, or taken responsibility for for what she's done. In fact, she continues to lie about it and brush it off as "no big deal".

Jackie has not been accountable to what happened in HER gym, nor even vocalized any remorse over what happened by her own, and others, actions involving the demeaning of another woman. The breast cancer only makes it worse, but is not the sole reason everyone is so upset. You'd think that upon learning that the person she had made fun of was a breast cancer survivor she'd of bent over backwards to apologize over what had happened. But no, Jackie is above all that.

I refuse to watch Work Out as to me, that means I support someone who would do that to another and I just won't.

You are right not to watch it, that's for sure. If I felt as you do, I not only would not watch it, but I don't know if I would even go on the board for workout. I respect your opinion, and if you feel that way, there is NO way you SHOULD support her, or the show!

Chef...when one has fundamental issues with something, boards offer them an outlet to express what they feel and why they feel the way they do. Just because one has decided not to watch Work Out does not mean they should not post their thoughts on the boards. In fact, the more who post the disappointment in the show, the more likely Bravo is to address the issues presented here. That is just my humble opinion.

Again Chefdaddy...I ask: Do you think it is OK for an employer and a person in a position of power to have ANY sexual contact, be that flirting or actual sexual intercourse, with anyone who works for them? In California, is that legal? Do you think it is morally and ethically OK? Your answer to me yesterday was they are all adults and Rebecca didn't seem to have a problem and even Renessa had a crush on her. Does that make it OK for a person in a position in power to uses others for their own personal gain or sexual desires? That is my question.

Jesse likes Jackie because he is so femme. I think he likes anyone who can [expletive deleted]-slap him into submission. His sister could take him in round one, is my guess. My favorite Jesse line was, "Cramp! Cramp!" (said with a southern accent). Too funny!

Hey JC...that was me yesterday. I couldn't get my account to open so I was using Alex's account.

Thanks for the shout out to Cher! She called and I think you might have taken a few of her outfits. She would like them back. LOL!!

Dammit, "I only borrowed them"...

If that helps you sleep at night, then keep telling yourself that. She wasn't mad. She just needs them for her next show.

Seriously, how was it? We had tickets once to Celine but my grandmother died so we couldn't go. I still think my favorite concert ever was Barry Manilow!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

Buying an education doesn't guaranty they have talent...

It was one of the best shows I have ever seen! You would have loved the 2 women kissing from Cirque De Sol, "the audience went nuts with applause... She did allot of her old stuff and allot with Sonny on a huge screen (allot of it was geared around Sonny). She is so thankful to him and her fans for all of their support...

Sorry to hear about your Mom. I am not a huge Celine fan! I love her voice and music but when she starts talking about her husband she kind of looses me.

Barry Manilow lives out here and does some of his rehearsals at a local casino. He sometimes invites the public while he tries out new numbers for his show...

After 20 years I am now speaking with my oldest Sister! She has recently been going through allot of health related issues and feels allot of regret for shutting me out her life. Her beliefs prevented her from accepting my life, friends and partners.
I also brought my 15 year old nephew out for the holidays. It was the first time I have even met him. My sister wanted me to meet him and get to know him! She is afraid she doesn't have allot of time left. We all speak at least once a week....

Still waking up, "Need Coffee Need Sugar".

JC...I love you! I pray for the day my Mom feels regret, but until then we just keep extending the hand of reconciliation to her. I am proud of your sister for allowing her son to know a wonderful man and uncle.

That being said...remember... "Sugar is the devil!"

Where is Rebecca?? She has had very little air time on the last two episodes.

Dont ever leave us again. OK? Not even for Cher. Things fall apart here without you.

He seems happier this season, trim, fit and with a new love interest! But I did not like the way Ms. Warner treated him last season. He was her closest friend and she just dumped him by the side of the road to take up (inapppropriate) relations with Rebecca. I thought when that relationship ended (looks like Rebecca now knows what it feels like to be dumped by the side of the road) Jesse would be her best friend again, but that didn't happen. I can't figure out why though, he has been a good friend to her through it all, even when she was treating him so badly last season! I am glad he has a new man in his life so that it does not bother him so much, I would not take it half so well. I would feel betrayed and really mad if my (former) best friend treated me that way! IMO Ms. Warner does not treat the people who care about her very well!

Wow Larceny, well said! I agree with your summation 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrB! You got your name back! Congrats!

I also really agree with your opinion, and that is why I (and I think many, if not most of us going by the content of the posts) are posting on the board!

And call me the eternal optimist, but I still hold out a shred of hope, 23 days later (and counting!) that Bravo will address the concerns presented here by so many of their loyal viewers!

Make sure the drool marks are dry cleaned out before you return them!

Uh Oh,
I can already hear DrB starting to pack her bags and yelling...
"ALEX, ROAD TRIP!"

Hey Y'all, (I like the sound of that! Thanks Chef's Daddy- hope you don't mind if I steal that one).
I promise to be respectful and play nice.
I just tried to have a little fun yesterday, but I realize, it was anything but funny.
If you go back and read my first few posts on this board under the other threads, you will see I can have a nice conversation. And I will try to be as witty & clever & intelligent as "y'all" have been so far. Without putting on a "character".

Oy vey! You are right. But notice how the troll was beatdown quickly by BBB? Good!

Ding dong the troll is dead!

Kari Ana

Girl where have you been? You had us worried....

Hey everybody!!!! Hope all is well with you!

Sorry I haven't been around for a bit - took some vacation time, did a trip for work, and yes, baked some cookies when I got back.

Guess what? (you say 'What?')

I got a carton of SoyJoy P-nut butter w/chips bars the other night.

I ate one and had to say it lacked a bit on the yummy side, but I will be eating them all and sharing due to the efforts put forth by everyone here for the cause of Common Decency!

You Guys and Gals Rock!!!!

Guess what else? (you say 'what else?')

Some scum-sucking-bottom-dwelling-poor excuse for a human being dropped a 3 month old puppy in the desert near my house. I actually saw the jerk do it. Tried to get a license number, but could only get a descrption from a distance.

I did my impression of Flo-Jo and sprinted (ok, ran with a limp) out to the pup and brought her home. She's part lab and part rottie and going to be a full-sized moose when she grows into her feet.

She's mixing in well with the rest of my zoo and my partner and I are losing sleep over her (getting up at all hours of the night to take her out to tinkle).

Life is good and running smooth like water through the bladder of a puppy :-)

It's going to take me a while to catch up on all the posts, so I'll have to read you tonight when I get home.

Missed you all!

Have a cookie!!!!

Farmgirl

Damn Girl,
We missed the hell out of ya! I had no one to make me cookies, "so I just started eating the damn brown sugar right out of the box"

I will let you catch up and we can chat later...

Welcome back

Awwww! Welcome back Farm Girl! We missed you.

Dang sweety!
Didn't anybody tell you that sugar is the debil!

Step away from the bag honey,

Come towards the light,

Oops, look out for the...dang, sorry. Hand me your shoes we can hose them off outside (bad puppy!)

Nice surprise, I thought we were on a sinking ship or a show about to be cancelled....

Nici will be so happy....

Awwwe shucks jg!

Can you feel the telekenetic hug?

Hey, get yer hand off my butt, my girlfriend's watchin!

Ok put it back, she went back outside.

:-)

See y'all later...gotta earn a buck or 3

Who wants to kill my cat? I'd like to talk.

Now if we could just get Liam to come back

I would let Alex go with JC again but I am waiting for Barry to peraonally invite me to his concert and for him to invite me to sit on stage.

R.T.A. .... it's Ya'll, not Y'all...at least here in Texas

I love all the PICS they are showing of PEELER. Do you think they are now trying to please their critics and the ones that stood up for him?

I can just hear Ms. Warner shouting. "He has more pics on here than I do". "Its no fair, ITS MY DAMN SHOW".

They should replace her with Rebecca and bring back PEELER and Zen...

Rebecca's blob has some funny sh8t on it...

Welcome Back!!!!!

We had search parties out lookin for you! Thought you all had gone to Californee and got hitched and forgot to come back (or else your computer priveleges had been cut till the kitty pans were really really clean!!!) ! We missed you!

When you read, you will see that much, much has happened, and yet, much (on Bravo and Ms. Warner's parts) has remained the same!

Farmgirl...people have been looking for you for a while now. The least you could have done was tell people you were going on vacation. I'm not a good baker but I have been giving steaks out in your absence. WELCOME BACK!

No, she wanted to kill the troll, and use the goat-cat to do it. But the troll was so vile, I was afraid for the goat-cat, so refused to chance it. I guess I am the goat-cat saviour (don't tell DrB though, she won't be too happy with me...)! But I can't stand to see even a goat-cat suffer such a death...

*(aside to Clara) "Run, girl, while I am 'slpainin to goat-cat's mommy! Go-go-go!"*

YES, Liam, COME BACK!!! Farmgirl did...see it can be done.

Personally sit on his lap, er... on stage, huh? Thats why Alex can't go?

Shall I call Clara back and while Alex is "talking" to the one who tried to harm her dear goat-cat you can slip out the back with your suitcase? (least I can do since I wouldn't let her kill the wicked goat-cat)

*I'm gonna burn for this for sure! Shoulda let the goat-cat fend for itself!*

So Sorry, we certainly are "crack jobs" and not "nut jobs"!! At least we are honest, open caring crack jobs!

First of all, NiCi, you know I am not goat-cat's mom, Alex is. Second, I was thinking since Alex is in London tonight and Moscow tomorrow, maybe I could send the cat to Booglie or to the Farmgirl person who returned. Sounds like she likes cats or at least animals.

I don't want you feel attacked, but you kind of started it. We like talking and hearing about eachother and this is an open forum. You don't have to like it, nor do you have to read the posts. I did like Jackie in the beginning, but like many have become disgusted by her behavior. I like talking to people that live a different life than I do, and seeing that Jackie does not represent the "real" gay couples and singles that are on here. I'm sorry that you felt attacked but we are defensive of each other due to the bashing that the Jackie lovers have done to us. I hope that you continue to post your opinions about Jackie and Work Out, but know that until Jackie apologizes for her actions, there's not a lot of lover here for her.

Don't hold your breath! "While we are wathcing Barry's show, you will have to settle for reruns on the Tennis Channel". Barry is way beyond our reach.

However, If I wear one of Cher's dresses we might just fool him and get an invite

DITTO