So many ellipses, so little time ...

It's like reading a Rosetta Stone or something. BTW, "friends" (aka 'friend's' in your planet's language) doesn't need an apostrophe.

As far as the subtleties of a "good pussy entendre," one must actually post a good one before it's deemed as such.

You never get gross? Well, sweetie, I beg to differ, because you actually do get pretty gross more often than not. The thing is, "gross" is a matter of opinion, and you've hoodwinked more peeps here into thinking your "gross" is actually "special," when it's no more special than anything any of the rest of us post.

You say that all the supposed "goading" isn't working, but if that's the case, then, honestly, why do you keep answering?

You reference "what Note did," so please, I'd like to hear what exactly he actually did.

Awhile back you extended to me via PM, out of the "kindness of your heart," the chance to be your "friend" again--but only if I first agreed to never again side with "those who hate you," and as long as I promised that I would unfailingly and under every circumstance "have your back" in any future arguments between you and "them." When I tried to reason that exacting such a far-reaching promise of that ilk was entirely unfair, you saw not the reasoning behind it, but the rebuke, and you renewed your hatred of me.

And that's why I believe that you will never be able to be reasonable. I would like very much to be friendly and to post with you, but you've--you've--made that impossible because you're unwilling to see and consider what's rational.

I used to like you. I used to think you were cool. But you've become a ridiculous parody--comedy or tragedy, I'm not sure yet--performed by a sad court jester, and that's a poor shadow of what you once were.

You could be using your posts to enlighten and spread joy, and yet all you do is alternately threaten those you feel need a Net spanking, and post visual and verbal softcore porn.

"What Note did?" Tell me, what exactly did he do, because I'd like something more than a vague reference for a change.

You talk about people being "sick" and needing to see a psychiatrist, but before you judge others, you might consider judging yourself, because you're all over the map, sweetie. How dare you condemn others for the same sins, oversights, errors and lies you yourself have committed over and over again? And how dare you think yourself that above reproach and squeaky clean!

Some need to stop taking you to task around here, it's true, but by the same token, you need to stop taking them to task too. This sh!t is never going to stop until WE put a stop to it, so why can't--why don't we?

End it here, Kristlkrost. Or don't you--like you say you do-- really want to?

If you do, then end it. Just stop the war. It's that simple.