QUOTE (Superannualted @ July 1, 2008 - 09:15 PM)

REAL MEN USE
KOTEX IMAGINATIVELY
When I was in college there was a tradition that when one of our members gave his fraternity pin to a co-ed as a token of his love our entire chapter would serenade her as she stood on the second story balcony of the women's dorm with her sorority sisters. Prior to the event the brothers would construct a 12' x 12' frame covered with chicken wire. Secured to the wire were flammable materials spelling out an affectionate tribute to the recipient. Imagine if you will a balmy, dark spring night with all the girls in their best dresses waiting nervously on the balcony for the festivities to commence. Without warning a huge flaming billboard appeared at the end of the driveway as 75 lusty, cheering men dashed down a hundred yards to serenade the Chosen One.Oh yes! I forgot to mention . . . that flaming sign was made of Kotex doused with kerosene!I'm MIA for 4 days and when I come back, I'm rewarded with this.
Life is good.

*dies laughing*
Just a mini (otherwise known as, long-azz post

) update for anyone who may give a rip

:
Fri.-P's finally made it in after what seemed like an Eternity. 2 bottles of wine later, all is good. Tele had a terrific show going on, as usual. *clink clink*
Sat.- 4 year old birthday bonanza for twins! Yippee!!! Pinatas! Candy from the Pinata! Popped balloons! Obnoxiously loud noise makers! No food! *blank stare*
Sun.- DD's 4th birthday party at a bowling alley; loud! bowl-a-rama mighty mites! Pizza! Cake! Fruit punch! Cookout later at home with the adult family members! Copious amounts of alcoholic beverages!
Kids asleep by 9 pm! Food enough for an Army! Adults get their Buzz on!
Mon.- DS starts baseball camp! Loves it! Hangover subsides by lunch, worked on leftovers, P's went to NYC for three days to watch the Yankees!
Tues. - 2nd day of baseball camp, DS's team wins the scrimmage game 5-2!, still worked on leftovers.
Wed.- 3rd day of baseball camp, DS plays 3rd base and makes a throw to second getting the runner out! his team wins again 3-2, actual REAL work for Moms before the 4th weekend holiday, ate the last of the leftovers for work lunch, liquid adult supper while kidlets enjoy the backyard sprinkler and eat sausage sandwiches (Italian! gasp!). Parental Units enjoy guacamole and tortilla chips.
*Up-to-the-minute-play-by-play: Still liquiding while posting. You may now, at this point, reference every post I make as PUI.
Do I dare go back and start reading or just amuse you all with my PUI?