Oh, IronChef, honey, you take all that you can get . . . what with those get-out-of-here-you-can't-wax-them eyebrows that are more hair than some men have on their heads!!!!!

And that How-do-you-make-that-happen-in-reality mustache . . . GO WITH IT!!

Now, I do have to make sure we're good for future campouts, because I'd like to count on you for particulars!

I can dig a trench as well as the next guy!!

Nikki wins QF...Jen Andrew or Antonia go home!!!

Oh freakin Hell----Top Chef Cookbook? They could have a recipe in the book....aaaaghhhh.

Great idea!

He's no better than his late father . . . takes three people to change a light bulb. Poor John, he was such a fabulous husband, but on the fixes, not so much!

I'm amazed at what you did for that football connection . . . was it your husband rowing that boat???

OK wrong buh'.....Goooooooo Richard !!!

didn't they see last season? A night out on the town is ALWAYS an elimination challenge in disguise. I felt sorry for last season. But anyone in high heels tonight gets no sympathy for me...

It suprises me that I am suprised that there isn't a new thread up. Hmph

Richard--not a one trick pony. Could someone please tell Mark not to wear the headband like that---he looks like a shroom head.

*Dance Monkey Dance*** is Hung there tonight???

Oh he was rowing, bailing, whatever it took!

Oh if Spike wins Antonia is gonna puke in her mouth. Too many good quotes already.

You are so incredibly wonderful!! Thank you , actor59!!

And I'm workin' the cig.

What I can't work is I have but just one end . . . the other's buried.

Oh, I'm ferklempt . . . I'm gettin' my slingshot out for these guys when they come Friday (that's what they take as emergency).

No, I really don't mean that, so no one call out the SWAT team. I'm not a criminal.

Nikki is getting a lot face time no time to rephrase
and one of my fave singers

He makes it dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLM5-2vZbgo

No kidding, I agree. I felt awful for last season, but if they do it this season, there is no excuse.

Hmph indeed. Shame on BBB.

Thank you, chucole . . . it does suck the big one! Whoever that may be!!

Oh man...I hope Spike wins for that soup.

Seriously.

I want some of Spike & Andrews love soup.

Hilarious stuff!

who doesn't see "improv" turning into some huge twist at the end?

They're going to be serving across town or something.

Ha!! I knew it!!

LOL, good call lady.

OMG...OMG...OMG... ...I could DO this challenge...The "Turned on, Orange, Asperagass(sp MoHub?) one...Ok I got this one...Grill the Asp...Make an Orange, Mint, compound butter...Garnish with Orange sections, and zest...EVOO(sorry), salt, pepper, to taste(during the grilling step-sorry I'm just a bit um inebriated)...The compound butter should be Orange, Mint, crushed red pepper...The heat of the pepper is the "turn on"... ...

Tell me Andrew disn't just flip Chef C off!

I'm really hating that my TV and my computer are in two different rooms jsut now!!!

Is it me or is Spike really sexy tonight?
LOL to the Kathy Griffin commercial and Tom
Andrew is really funny and that guy can cook
and Spike got his soup!

No more face time for Nikki
(poor thing) Hmmmmmm

Woohoo!
*shakes booty*

if she wasn't in front of camera, that hasn't stopped her before.

lol

Spike was right after all!!!!

Padma wants to lick her bowl

LOL

I'll match that, IronChef.

I'll raise you a Lexapro (20mg), abilify (10mg), lamictal and wellbuterin. Mind you, I don't take all of these (hey, who said that!!??). I can amass them from all my medicine cabinets, majorly including my children's.

To quote from Gomer Gooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllly, that doesn't say a lot (or maybe it does) about me AND my children!!

Now on the trazadone, perhaps I should be more specific; I've got 200mg/night.

I'm not giving that up easily!!

D*mn I missed it CAN you beleive it?... ...Didn't Hell's Kitchen, used to be on Thursday?... ...

It's on Tuesdays...
And it's pretty great this season!

Thank you, so much, actor59, for your empathy!!

The "almighty" brush...Bob Alexander...

damn. stephanie and jen's dish tasted the worst. They CAN'T send Stephanie home!!!

Would they really send home Antonia or Lisa on a dish that tasted good just because it didn't have polish sausage?

I love this episode Mark says Everybody loves pork
I swear he's drunk

and it's Jen or Antonia......I knew it.

Kinda.....maybe

Not Nikki or Spike

Go to hulu.com and you can watch last night's episode.

D*mn...cute avatar...who is he?...

Oh yeah thanks Elizabeth.lol

Methinks it's Jen gone.
I had the teams mixed up.

No necessarily. You may be perfectly normal.

Well, wait a minute . . . that may not be right.

Let's sit back a minute and work this out . . .

Hey, chucole, you're good!!!

Dale and Richard----co-winners. First time ever. Oh no Antonia and Lisa and Steph and Jen.

Hey guys Don't go to the new thread they say who goes.....unless you want to know

I think you've gotta bounce either Antonia or Lisa. What if during the first challenge, the bald headed guy said "Screw it. I can't make a souffle. I'm going to make steak." All of them can make something that tastes good if they completely ignore the premise of the challenge.

And the fact that I REALLY don't want Stephanie to be sent home has nothing to do with my opinion. Really. Honest. hmmm....

YOU CAN'T DO IT TOM!!!

Yea choirs of angels are singing and the heavens have opened. Whaaa???

God, smokes dope too... ...Look at the Platypus...Ok(inhaling)take a Beaver,...(inhaling)...Give it a Ducks, bill...And it lays eggs..."Hey Darwin, figure this one out!)
OMFG YOU have NEVER seen a Harry Potter, movie???!!! ...Are you cereal?...They're fantastic...
And every time I watch them I feel like such a Pedophile(A hearty g'mornin' to which ever law enforcement agency-govenmental department I just became a "blip" on)'cause I have the neked pic... ...And trust me Mr. Radcliffe, has um a lot to be proud of...

Psh........ Sigh I loves ya

The aspagagus was erect!!!
That should go on your sig tower.

Yes you have...Welcome...It is good to be amongst us...

Oh, honey, this is going no place but south.

Who made up all these attach the male to the female.

and wait until the copper thing is exposed and cut a little back from each end until the (how do I say this delicately) the Hard copper wireing is exposed.

You, actor59, are such a too dear to help in such a hands-on way.

And I appreciate it to no ends!! Or fronts!! Whatever is exposed, but it's not the copper wiring!!!

Thank you, really, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart!

That's ok I DO... ...Don't say it KK(well if you must)

No, sweetums, Radyms13, you can always have your year's subscription to Evian . . . backwards spelled Naive . . . Hmmmmmmmm!

Let's pull it from the spout!

And you can use the Glad Family of Products for multifarious household uses! Just ask them to give you a year's supply for mentioning them on every post over the next six months!

Gol, dang-it. I hope not. I was sugar-sweet-Splenda sick of it from the beginning!

You've got a good ear, Ms rtlily!!

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