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TaterTot
QUOTE (WhataJoke @ April 25, 2008 - 12:00 AM) *
I'm guessing Mark goes next week unfortunately. Nikki in RW will be a disater and the Producers must have been salivating at the potential disaster.


smile.gif I am hoping Nikki will kick butt in RW. I really like her...and she must have some talent or she wouldn't have her own restaurant.
TaterTot
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 12:11 AM) *
Whata, if in fact Mark does go, or any other male is eliminated next week, the Magical Elves will face a possibility that's never come up before.

For Restaurant Wars, they'd have 4 remaining female chefs and 4 remaining male chefs.

It's hard to believe that the producers would resist a "Battle of the Sexes" version of RW.

I don't think that would be fair or clever, to arbitrarily assign people to teams based on gender.

But it's the kind of thing that can happen on TC.



biggrin.gif Oh man...that is a terrific idea! I hope they do.
teleburst
QUOTE (Kristlkrost @ April 25, 2008 - 09:46 AM) *
That part.... I don't think so.
Her part of the dish was the worst and the BLOGS will splain' why.

I think the more interesting question is, would they have sent Stephanie home had she made the bread or taken credit for the cheese? I'm suspecting that the other factor that is controversial might have come into play - they might have tossed in previous performance as a factor that might have sent Jenn home anyway. They seem to consider everything when weighing a verdict.



I can't find one sample online of Momofuku and I really don't want to go Limewire as I feel gulty now as Ford shamed me into it laugh.gif

Can you hook a sistah up???


That's what I'm saying. I wonder if Stephanie had been responsible for oone of the two bad elements. Would she have gone home? I wasn't questioning why Jenn went home. This was apparent when Padma asked who did what. I'm just wondering how much previous performance would have been in play in terms of making a final decision.

And, no, I can't hook you up. Momofuku has only been released on vinyl. That's why you can't find it anywhere on the internet, although it's just a matter of time before someone converts the tracks to MP3. But nobody may bother, since the MP3s will be released on May 1st. People will probably just wait until they're released before they pirate them.

However, in a way, I am hooking you up since I'm playing the whole thing this afternoon. No, the quality isn't as good over the stream, but you could capture it using recording software designed to capture streaming audio (or video for that matter). I know that there are several programs that do that, although I can't remember them off the top of my head.

Even I haven't heard it yet, because I don't have a full-blown stereo at the moment due to some blown speakers (I do have a turntable of course). However, he played every song in Nashville so I have heard it that way.
Radyms13
Jay and Parts ---have the happiest of birthdays!!
teleburst
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 10:04 AM) *
And if I totally ignored the captain part?


Well, they didn't completely ignore the sausage part.
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 10:25 AM) *
Kristl, actually... no not really. All the emoticons and giant sigs and graphics that repeat become kind of like TV commercials after a while, my eyes simply don't see them. I'm the sort of person who, if you ask me if I'm bothered by banner ads on the web, I say "What banner ads?" Just don't even see them after a while.

About the fish, that sounds a bit more like Ted than Tom. Might it have been this week, when Lisa served Chilean Sea Bass? She's not the first to do that this season, Spike put that into his Fish-filled Goi Cuon.

Briefly, here's the problem with using Chilean Sea Bass. We have very nearly driven that creature to the edge of extinction, because we over-harvested it so badly and that fish takes soooooo long to reach sexual maturity and reproduce. We've been harvesting them before they even get a chance to make babies. Whole Foods began selling the fish once again, because there's a "sustainable" Chilean Sea Bass fishery somewhere near South Georgia Island.

But there's a problem with that. Chilean Sea Bass are so cheap to catch and they sell at such a fantastic price that there's a major international Fish Pirate industry and black market. Fish pirates overharvest, illegally, then sell the fish on the black market where they're relabeled and falsely certified as "sustainable."

So, while the idea of a sustainable Chilean Sea Bass fishery sounds nice, in theory, in practice it is helping to grow the Fish Pirate industry and helping to drive the fish to extinction.

So most folks involved in fisheries issues have suggested that Whole Foods go back to NOT selling the fish, and that restaurants NOT serve the fish. The fact that Chilean Sea Bass now sells for $25-30 a pound does not make it a more elegant or refined selection for a fish dish. It's selling at that price because the fish are almost all gone.


No sweets it was Tom but
it was Rob Janas of SC who said said it of him.
I couldn't remember who said it.

Tom cares.........awwwwww wub.gif

Rob's BLOG was hysterical too.
Ted's is off the chain funny.

Dinner was awesome. First off, I got to sit next to Tom. This guy is great, one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. I was a little intimidated at first, cause with that bald head and those steely blue eyes he looks kinda like a hit man. The kind of hit man who will cook you duck a l'orange with plum sauce and then snap your neck.
The Polish sausage was good, like I said, there could have been more sausage (easy Ted), and to combo it with sea bass was kinda weird. A good weird. Tom was kinda pissed though 'cause sea bass are over-fished and we shouldn't be serving those tasty little guys. I suddenly had an image of Tom outside Whole Foods with a "Save The Sea Bass" placard. Hey, I'm with him. We gotta make sure they don't get extinct so we can keep eatin' 'em. The pork loin was also good.

So there it is -- the meal. Everything was great. These guys were all amazing cooks and I thought the judges were gonna have a tough choice. If it were up to me, everybody woulda won.


TaterTot
QUOTE (stock2mal @ April 25, 2008 - 05:15 AM) *
Cockmeat sandwich?


By now you should have figured out that no one wants any part of your sandwich that you keep trying to push off on someone. So why don't you just cut it off and "enjoy" it yourself?
WhataJoke
QUOTE (Bed & Breakfast @ April 25, 2008 - 10:05 AM) *
The funny thing is, we all agree on the central point of the elimination this episode. WAJ even said it succinctly in a two sentence post: The only viable explanation for the elimination was it was the worst food. They ignored everything else and based the decision on the flavor, balance, texture, etc., of what was on the plate, and ignored everything else.

The only difference that has become the focal point of the discussion is that actor and Jim and others think that the concept of the challenge should have been given more weight, whereas MoHub, KK, I and others believe that the food is almost always the primary qualifier and why should it be any different this time.


Its pretty simple why it should be different. It's a heck of alot easier to make tasty food if you don't have to follow the rules. If they had to use Polish sausage and "drunken" as their focal ingredient and theme they would have had much different food.
Sticking little bits of Chorrizo under a huge slab of fish, sprinkling some tequilla on it and saying it satisfies the challenge is like saying Marlon Brando was the star of the Original Superman Movie.

They basically cheated and got away scott free. Drama FTW!
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (helencrump @ April 25, 2008 - 08:53 AM) *
Excellent point! laugh.gif

Note to self: add to shopping list!!



Do you make Italian stuffing
Giacomo/ Jim??
Sausage... beef ... muzadell and parmesan??
Of course other stuff......I' ll post
that recipe in the cookbook.
You'll gain 5 lbs reading it.

Hard bread of course.
My mum's was to LIVE for.

It wasn't even legal in most states. wink.gif
WhataJoke
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 10:26 AM) *
But the challenge was POLISH sausage, not sausage.

If I'm given "sea captain", and I decide to do "dance captain", is that still following the instruction?


Not to mention having a giant piece of fish covering it.
TaterTot
QUOTE (shyjanne @ April 25, 2008 - 05:21 AM) *
Yep,, very conservative and proud of it. And you must be very liberal as you don't seem to want to listen to anyone elses opinion, afraid you might learn something. Just rant and rave all you want cause I'm a speed reader. I'm also a gun carrying, right wing God fearing Christian, I love my country even tho Idon't always agree with the politics or the President. I want illegal aliens out of the country, and to process immigrants fairly and timely. I think the oil crises is bogus, and since we initially won the war in Iraq, we are intitaled to the oil (to the victor comes the spoils) I agree with WAJ TC is fixed but enjoy watching it anyway. Kristl is probably my favorite poster to read, as she is quite witty and has the coolest pictures. There that's it. Please no field day with this. And if you would like to have an intelligent conversation go to OTT board.


smile.gif AH...a kindred spirit...was beginning to think I was the only conservative here. Cheers.
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 11:26 AM) *
But the challenge was POLISH sausage, not sausage.

If I'm given "sea captain", and I decide to do "dance captain", is that still following the instruction?



Cancer rising with a Taurus down..lol

I see all your points....but bottom
line Tom is da boss.

If that outweighs bad food.... then she goes.

Like I keep saying ...No one probably said to her.....You
can't change that sausage and she used it to her advantage.

Shrewd ...and that girl is a killer.
She may win it all..... She has Hung drive.
WhataJoke
QUOTE (TaterTot @ April 25, 2008 - 10:29 AM) *
smile.gif AH...a kindred spirit...was beginning to think I was the only conservative here. Cheers.

Dyed in the wool Libertarian here (the good kind not the "crazy" kind). Fiscally concevative, socially liberal. Registerd and Voted Republican until recently.
Trapped in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts.
teleburst
QUOTE (WhataJoke @ April 25, 2008 - 10:24 AM) *
Its pretty simple why it should be different. It's a heck of alot easier to make tasty food if you don't have to follow the rules. If they had to use Polish sausage and "drunken" as their focal ingredient and theme they would have had much different food.
Sticking little bits of Chorrizo under a huge slab of fish, sprinkling some tequilla on it and saying it satisfies the challenge is like saying Marlon Brando was the star of the Original Superman Movie.

They basically cheated and got away scott free. Drama FTW!


Except that it would have been easier to just go with the drunken polish sausage idea. Polish sausage cooked in beer is not only classic, it's virtually foolproof. There are plenty of ways to pretty it up as well. Make a borscht and float a big chunk of it in the middle (Lee Ann mentioned red cabbage as well). If you're just bound to mix it with seafood, steam some mussels in beer (also classic Belgian fare) and dice up the sausage and toss it in. Just as bizarre as serving chorizo with sea bass but at least more on point.

The problem with them was that they considered it "beneath them". They had to make it harder to be "better". And they failed (sea bass improperly cooked has a history on the show after all). And yet, it didn't fail nearly as badly as the other dish. So they got to stay.

And they only "half" cheated anyway since they shoehorned sausage into the dish. I'd argue that they thought that they were within the idea of "improv", so is it even cheating at all if you don't realize that you're cheating?

As I said, I thought that they deserved to go home because they didn't really fulfill the challenge and they were stupid about food and drink in general, but the fact that the judges chose the worst dish instead is understandable to me.
partsgirl
QUOTE (ITSJUSTMEAOD @ April 25, 2008 - 07:52 AM) *
OK

JUST NOTICED AS I SIGNED OUT....AGAIN laugh.gif

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

PG AND JC biggrin.gif

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday PG AND JC
Happy Birthday to you.


OK PICTURE NEIL DAIMOND SINGING laugh.gif

THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE LYRICS

TAKE CARE OVER THERE

ALOHA

HAVE FUN


Thanks, JME. But... Neil Diamond?? Why not just kill me with some Roger Whittaker??? laugh.gif
partsgirl
QUOTE (Fordmanrod @ April 25, 2008 - 08:09 AM) *
Happy Birthday from me also... I don't cut and paste well so no picture but I do offer sincere wishes.



blush.gif Thank you very much, my Chevy fearing friend!
teleburst
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 10:26 AM) *
But the challenge was POLISH sausage, not sausage.

If I'm given "sea captain", and I decide to do "dance captain", is that still following the instruction?


But they are both sausages, just like your first question involved two very different sort of captains, and so, the analogy is pretty much the same. However, I don't know what a dance captain is, but if it's funny, then yeah, it would probably win over someone doing a totally awful but on point improv. In fact, turning it into a dance captain (whatever that might be) might be considered ingenious enough to win.

I've already gone on record as pointing out how different the sausages are and that the idea of "sausage is sausage" is pretty stupid. But I can see how they might have focused on the sausage part of the challenge, not the Polish part because they thought that improv was about being able to change things (and it turns out that the production team sort of thought that way as well). I doubt that any of the chefs know the strict "rules" of acting improv, at least when it comes to competitive improv.

I've also gone on record as pointing out the reasons that I thought that Lisa should have gone home (or even Antonia for that matter). But bad food is bad food. Theirs apparently wasn't nearly as bad, just ill-conceived.
helencrump
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 24, 2008 - 11:50 PM) *
I'm glad I read Lee Anne's blog, she has nothing but praise for Jen's cooking. Which pleases me because I kept thinking that there was more talent there than we were able to see.

Damn team challenges.

Lee Anne goes so far as to call Jen "the Tre of this season, having gone home too early."

As for Jennifer's comments about the departed Zoi... well... I sure hope my fiance would act and sound as devoted. To me, not Zoi. I know I would.

Not sure why Jennifer's devotion is cause for snark.


Dear SimonBao, I think the devotion is admirable . . . as it would be with any couple.

But the continual whiney vocalization of it was wearing on my last nerve. I think one poster put it this way: my grandparents love each other, but my grandfather doesn't talk about my grandmother all the time, and profess his undying love at every turn.

On the other hand, some of Jennifer's Zoi comments were made during interviews . . . meaning not in the kitchen for everyone to hear . . . some were voice over . . . meaning who knows when she said it . . . and some may have been played again and again, per the editor's choice.

So, maybe I'm not so much sick of Jennifer's Zoi comments as I am sick of hearing Jennifer's Zoi comments.
SimonBao
QUOTE (teleburst @ April 25, 2008 - 11:37 AM) *
The problem with them was that they considered it "beneath them". They had to make it harder to be "better". And they failed (sea bass improperly cooked has a history on the show after all). And yet, it didn't fail nearly as badly as the other dish. So they got to stay.


I said this already but... as a Judge, I'd have been thinking hard about eliminating someone from Team Polish Sausage. But not necessarily for ignoring the premise of the challenge.

It's the ignorance they showed when they indicated that using Kielbasa is beneath them, and using Chorizo is not.

Chorizo is JUST LIKE KIELBASA, it comes both fresh and cured/smoked. It's eaten as is, as a sausage, as much as it's used as a flavoring ingredient. Chorizo differs from Kielbasa only in the coarseness of the grind and the spices used to season it. Chorizo is typically made from the "sausage grinder" cuts of a pig. Good quality Kielbasa is made from higher quality cuts, sometimes with beef or veal added to make it even better.

So we're basically looking at 2 chefs who may know Acme Supermarket Brand Kielbasa and mistakenly think that's all they need to know about Kielbasa. Two chefs who know so little about sausages that they think Kielbasa is beneath them and Chorizo isnt. One doesn't need to hear them say it to know what goes on in the head. Kielbasa is very familiar. Chorizo isn't. Ergo, Chorizo must be better.
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (TaterTot @ April 25, 2008 - 11:29 AM) *
smile.gif AH...a kindred spirit...was beginning to think I was the only conservative here. Cheers.





I'm taking it to OT.... Shy and TT cool.gif
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (Bed & Breakfast @ April 25, 2008 - 11:05 AM) *
The funny thing is, we all agree on the central point of the elimination this episode. WAJ even said it succinctly in a two sentence post: The only viable explanation for the elimination was it was the worst food. They ignored everything else and based the decision on the flavor, balance, texture, etc., of what was on the plate, and ignored everything else.

The only difference that has become the focal point of the discussion is that actor and Jim and others think that the concept of the challenge should have been given more weight, whereas MoHub, KK, I and others believe that the food is almost always the primary qualifier and why should it be any different this time.


The peeps who come here to b*tch are fringe.
What motivates someone to sign up for a TV board is outrage mostly..Not contentment.
It's a known TV board fact.

Google it.

Most of the country may agree with us. wink.gif
SimonBao
QUOTE (helencrump @ April 25, 2008 - 11:47 AM) *
Dear SimonBao, I think the devotion is admirable . . . as it would be with any couple.

But the continual whiney vocalization of it was wearing on my last nerve. I think one poster put it this way: my grandparents love each other, but my grandfather doesn't talk about my grandmother all the time, and profess his undying love at every turn.

On the other hand, some of Jennifer's Zoi comments were made during interviews . . . meaning not in the kitchen for everyone to hear . . . some were voice over . . . meaning who knows when she said it . . . and some may have been played again and again, per the editor's choice.

So, maybe I'm not so much sick of Jennifer's Zoi comments as I am sick of hearing Jennifer's Zoi comments.

Helen, I do need to point out something that I think you may just not be considering.

In each and every "Confessional" session, in each and every episode of Top Chef throughout all 4 seasons, ever contestant has been sitting there being taped as they respond to questions being put to them by Magical Elves staff.

Those "Confessional" sessions actually go on for some great length, with the chefs being questioned, asked probing follow up questions, asked to elaborate on what they said about this dish or that competitor or their feelings about this and that.

Chefs are not just sat down in front of a rolling video camera and asked if they got something on their minds.

No, the producers hit them with a list of questions specifically crafted to elicit responses that *might* make good TV once they go into the editing room.

So I think it is not fair for anyone to complain about whatever Jen may have said. She said all those things in answer to questions she was asked.

For that matter, things that Spike says may be damn odd but he is saying them in response to specific questions being put to him.

Put me into a "Confessional" session every day and keep asking me each time about Ma'Honey and Love Of My Life, and you'll end up with hours of annoying video of me being all gushy and devoted and lovey dovey. Hell, I'd shoot the TV before I'd sit and watch that cr@p.

But, this use of "Confessional" sessions to try to elicit comments that elevate drama and push the narrative, that's at least as old as Season 3 of Real World. My first ever introduction to reality/non-fiction dramas. THey haven't changed and they haven't improved.
SimonBao
QUOTE (butterscotch @ April 25, 2008 - 11:57 AM) *
If it wasn't so pathetic it would be hilarious how upset some of you folks get over a missing thread, etc. For pete's sake read a book or a newspaper. Have a conversation with a REAL person. Write a letter to a friend

What in heaven's name would lead you to think anyone here doesn't already? Or make you so smug and conceited that you'd say that.

Until 48 hours ago I didn't even know this board had an Ignore function but now, Watch What Happens.
WhataJoke
QUOTE (butterscotch @ April 25, 2008 - 10:57 AM) *
If it wasn't so pathetic it would be hilarious how upset some of you folks get over a missing thread, etc. For pete's sake read a book or a newspaper. Have a conversation with a REAL person. Write a letter to a friend


...Says the person who has nothing better to do than complain about people who she thinks have nothing better to do.

BTW, the people writing posts and responding to each other are having conversations and are real people*. Don't worry we know these dang new fangled intrawebs can be trixy sometimes.









*(except for the Pod people that still be blieve the show is legit)
Radyms13
QUOTE (butterscotch @ April 25, 2008 - 11:57 AM) *
If it wasn't so pathetic it would be hilarious how upset some of you folks get over a missing thread, etc. For pete's sake read a book or a newspaper. Have a conversation with a REAL person. Write a letter to a friend


Holy Crap---here we go again! Sigh....
dogabone
QUOTE (Zuly @ April 24, 2008 - 08:53 PM) *
Frankly, I'm glad to see Jenn go. The "I'm doing this for Zoi" thing was getting a bit tiresome. It was clear that Stephanie was not happy with the bread choice, which proved to be Jenn's downfall. That being said, Stephanie is a strong contestant and should be in the finals.

Lisa and Antonio were holding on by a hair. The fact that Antonio made the statement that she would NOT serve polish sausage, to me would have sent her packing. Seems that Lisa just went along with her thinking. I could have seen steaming polish sausage in beer and serving it with a purple onion and purple potato hash, or maybe red cabbage (which turns purple when cooked) with bacon as a base for the polish sausage. Whatever, they could and should have used the ingredients that were stated in the rules.

So it's a fine line, but as the judges said, in the end , it's the taste of the food. And the plate that Jenn and Stephanie made lost because of the soggy and BIG piece of bread. I think that Jenn was just too "phalic" minded.

The winner was justified. That was brilliant with the tofu being marinated in the beef fat to taste like meat. I was also glad to see Spike finally get to make his soup, which would have won him a prior challenge. (another Antonio fiasco) Antonio and Nikkie need to go, IMO.

Welcome aboard! However, unless she's had recent sex change, it's Antonia.

Antonio is a boy's name. laugh.gif

And unless, it makes me giggle, I promise that'll be the last time I correct your spelling!
WhataJoke
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 11:21 AM) *
They didn't avoid the Polish sausage because they couldn't think of anything to do with it. They avoided it because they didn't want to try to do anything with it. Therein lies a huge difference.


Not to mention the fact that they got the easiest set of Impov pieces to pull off.

And let me ask people this. How did they decide who got which Improv menu? They pulled it from a Hat right?
Radyms13
I watch the show for entertainment knowing it's highly edited for drama and product placement. I don't always agree with the judges, but *it is what it is* and none of their decisions have ticked me off so much I've quit watching. I do love the debate here, many valid points on many issues.

I thought the Improv challenge was great---til they had to move. Wanted to say to the elves--don't always have to add that last ingredient if the dish is great already.
WhataJoke
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 11:43 AM) *
Yep.

And, to be honest, I think Mark & Nikki had it easier. It's hard to screw up bacon.

Not sure if I mentioned this before, but Lisa and Antonia DID have one cause for complaint on their assignment--the audience was asked to give them an emotion, and "drunk" is a physical condition, not an emotion.


Yes but they had "depressed" as well. Drunk and Polish Sausage practically gave them the recipie.
dogabone
QUOTE (Kristlkrost @ April 25, 2008 - 08:46 AM) *
For me and B&B
Oy MoHub is out there tongue.gif
B&B and I

You were right the first time Kristy! Me—objective case—is the object of the preposition for.
teleburst
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 10:48 AM) *
I said this already but... as a Judge, I'd have been thinking hard about eliminating someone from Team Polish Sausage. But not necessarily for ignoring the premise of the challenge.

It's the ignorance they showed when they indicated that using Kielbasa is beneath them, and using Chorizo is not.

Chorizo is JUST LIKE KIELBASA, it comes both fresh and cured/smoked. It's eaten as is, as a sausage, as much as it's used as a flavoring ingredient. Chorizo differs from Kielbasa only in the coarseness of the grind and the spices used to season it.


But...but...(he sputtered), that's what makes them different. Totally different. Way different in flavor, way different in texture. And I think that the distinction that they made in their heads was that kielbasa (or any other polish sausage) is "boring" while chorizo is "spicy" (I'm using those as perjorative terms). Polish sausage has the earthy herbs like marjoram and sage as the flavor base, while chorizo piles on the chili powder.

Lisa was totally ignorant when she said they're virtually the same. They're only virtually the same in the respect that they're both pork sausages. It's like saying that either is the same as pepperoni.
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 12:22 PM) *
Have you done improv? No one I know who's in the business would buy your interpretation.



See Jim ....I think this is where we are having our problem.

I wasn't arguing that in that scenario improv means what you say...But improv
per se means many things in and of itself away from this show.

Even theatrical is not always what you
say..It just isn't and that Wiki article even says that...It says TYPICALLY and goes to show other examples

BUT we know that the rules of impov in that venue are what you say.

So was the challenge only based on THAT
set of rules???

Since the whole thing was improv driven including the twists and machinery gone and all???

YES they were told to do it from the shouts of the audience as an improv performance would be done at SC.
But to me...and this is where we
differ.... since the whole thing had so many twists.... Lisa could legitimately say

OK I'm just gonna 'improvise'.

Make another kind of sausage as no one told me I could not.

They told me what I should do...but they never said I couldn't change it.

I am just going to have to believe that
because I don't think she would
have risked it any other way.

But no matter....because Tom and company did not think those rules were more important than the worst dish.....and he's head judge and he can do that like it or not.

If he did it for any other reason... ie ratings
and such....I would cry foul too.


Do you still think that the worst tasting food should not have gone home???
TaterTot
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 12:06 PM) *
With bacon, almost anything is possible. biggrin.gif

(I'm still trying to perfect my bacon cake....)



laugh.gif LOL...my hubby comes from a very large family and they were not very well off. Anyway..he said they used to eat bacon grease mixed with sugar with bread.
teleburst
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 11:21 AM) *
They didn't avoid the Polish sausage because they couldn't think of anything to do with it. They avoided it because they didn't want to try to do anything with it. Therein lies a huge difference.


I agree. I was just responding to the "took the easy way out" comment.

They were blinded by bias. And pride. And ego.

Hubris. It's a [expletive deleted]. It almost sunk the two dance captains. It certainly got them embarassed. It's not like they got off "scot-free". They barely wriggled off the hook.
SimonBao
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 01:06 PM) *
With bacon, almost anything is possible. biggrin.gif

(I'm still trying to perfect my bacon cake....)


A bacon cake, eh???

Hmmm... a layer cake... a small layer cake... A short stack of layered potato pancakes... in between them, some filling -- some sour cream thickened with cream cheese and flavored with minced chives, some crumbled crispy bacon... the outside covered in your "icing" and decorated on top with more bacon???
teleburst
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 11:22 AM) *
Have you done improv? No one I know who's in the business would buy your interpretation.


Oh, c'mon. Have you ever been a professional chef or been heavily in the restaurant biz? No one that I know of would give the green light to a really bad dish over a much better tasting dish that stretched some envelopes that should have possibly not been stretched.

So L guess we just leave it as a difference in opinion.
WhataJoke
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 12:18 PM) *
A bacon cake, eh???

Hmmm... a layer cake... a small layer cake... A short stack of layered potato pancakes... in between them, some filling -- some sour cream thickened with cream cheese and flavored with minced chives, some crumbled crispy bacon... the outside covered in your "icing" and decorated on top with more bacon???


On No Reservations Bordain heads to a Donut place in Seattle that had Maple bacon Donuts. It was a Donut glazed with a sugar maple icing and had a giant strip of bacon slapped on top of it.

It was so good that he went back for more on a different morning, found it was closed and pounded on the glass demanding his donut in frustration.

Good stuff.
Radyms13
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 01:18 PM) *
A bacon cake, eh???

Hmmm... a layer cake... a small layer cake... A short stack of layered potato pancakes... in between them, some filling -- some sour cream thickened with cream cheese and flavored with minced chives, some crumbled crispy bacon... the outside covered in your "icing" and decorated on top with more bacon???



WOW does that sound great or what!!!?? Simon please tell me you have a bacon ice cream to go along with the cake!!!
WhataJoke
QUOTE (teleburst @ April 25, 2008 - 12:22 PM) *
Oh, c'mon. Have you ever been a professional chef or been heavily in the restaurant biz? No one that I know of would give the green light to a really bad dish over a much better tasting dish that stretched some envelopes that should have possibly not been stretched.

So L guess we just leave it as a difference in opinion.


But we are talking about following the rules of a contest with 100K on the line.

Folling the rules should be pretty important.
SimonBao
QUOTE (TaterTot @ April 25, 2008 - 01:11 PM) *
laugh.gif LOL...my hubby comes from a very large family and they were not very well off. Anyway..he said they used to eat bacon grease mixed with sugar with bread.

TaterTot, I know that as "Bread & Dripping."

I came across that in George Orwell's "Down and Out in Paris and London," his memoir and reflection on his days being down and out. Poorly employed, unemployed, homeless and hungry. Depression era. The standard issue food for the poor given out by charities was "Bread & Dripping." Just drippings from pork or beef, spread on bread in lieu of butter or something that cost too much. Seems dreadful, but it was better than nothing and did keep Orwell and other hungry "tramps" going for a day at a time.
teleburst
QUOTE (WhataJoke @ April 25, 2008 - 12:26 PM) *
But we are talking about following the rules of a contest with 100K on the line.

Folling the rules should be pretty important.


Pretty important. But apparently making good food is sometimes even MORE important. Go figure.
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (RckyMtnGal @ April 24, 2008 - 09:53 PM) *
Hi all...
OMG I thought the board I came from was crazy. I was expecting to read and discuss TC and ..WOW...well...partially right

What a shame that TC execs have to go for the "drama" of it all. I have no chef skills except being the mom and "chief cook and bottle washer" for a houseful of kids. Fun and tiring all the same. anyhoo...my point is, lets see the FOOD and not not rest.
There are some really inspiring chefs and I wish TC would show off their talents and not their tirades.

Just a thought.


Me want cookies!!!!
Welcome again and please....I can't take the avatar laugh.gif





Once I came up with an ad campaign for the
American Red Cross blood drive.
A pictue of Dracula and it said

Got blood????


I never heard back laugh.gif
SimonBao
QUOTE (Radyms13 @ April 25, 2008 - 01:24 PM) *
WOW does that sound great or what!!!?? Simon please tell me you have a bacon ice cream to go along with the cake!!!


Rady, I pull a "Bacon Layer Cake" out of thin air and you ask me to come up with a bacon ice cream to go along with it? Oh my yikes!!!!

I'll ponder on it. rolleyes.gif
Kristlkrost
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 01:30 PM) *
Rady, I pull a "Bacon Layer Cake" out of thin air and you ask me to come up with a bacon ice cream to go along with it? Oh my yikes!!!!

I'll ponder on it. rolleyes.gif



Hey Lee Ann makes a killer bacon chocolate
cake... Go look.

PG.... Bacon in the microwave
if done right is genuis!
My sis told me that..... I nevah knew.

LOTS of paper towels.

Whatchya' doon B'Day girl???

CAKE!!!!!!!!
Radyms13
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 01:30 PM) *
Rady, I pull a "Bacon Layer Cake" out of thin air and you ask me to come up with a bacon ice cream to go along with it? Oh my yikes!!!!

I'll ponder on it. rolleyes.gif


I know that was spur of the moment----and it was brilliant!!!

Ice Cream----maybe a flavoring of the miso/maple syrup from Lisa instead of vanilla....and of course plenty of bacon bits.
Ldastro
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 01:06 PM) *
With bacon, almost anything is possible. biggrin.gif

(I'm still trying to perfect my bacon cake....)


Think you need to watch the Fairly Oddparents on Nick...they seem to have that recipe down!!

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Ldastro
QUOTE (Jim in NYC @ April 25, 2008 - 01:28 PM) *
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That's like saying that "tossing a salad" has several other meanings away from the kitchen. Yeah, it does, but they don't relate to cooking.


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Now that is a "Watch What Happens" moment!!!

I'm there!!

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SimonBao
QUOTE (Radyms13 @ April 25, 2008 - 01:37 PM) *
I know that was spur of the moment----and it was brilliant!!!

Ice Cream----maybe a flavoring of the miso/maple syrup from Lisa instead of vanilla....and of course plenty of bacon bits.


Rady, that might actually work. Take some sugar-cured (and lean) bacon and just go for it, make it even sweeter. Sounds like breakfast, maple ice cream with sweet bacon bits...
SimonBao
9. SPIKE (-8 points)

So that's not just an illusion, or an Anti-Spike prejudice... he really is not excelling here at all...
Radyms13
QUOTE (SimonBao @ April 25, 2008 - 01:52 PM) *
Rady, that might actually work. Take some sugar-cured (and lean) bacon and just go for it, make it even sweeter. Sounds like breakfast, maple ice cream with sweet bacon bits...


I know, I surprised myself!! The more I think about it --- could be really good. I do make my own ice cream and I might have to try to make a quart just for sh!ts and grins.
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