Right now there's no such thing as too much chocolate (as long it's virtual and/or I have my insulin at hand!)
See you later!
M'waaaaaa

OH JESUS AGE CHRIST! NOW THE RICE IS NOT COOKED??? Send her home pleeeease!!!!

Nikki just rolled over last week, though. She deserved to go home.

I hope Dale doesn't totally buy it this week because of his teammates. The other team is clearly the stronger team, but Dale is at a big disadvantage because of Lisa and Spike.

Or perhaps he has some lovely Victorian hat boxes.

Love him!!!!

I'm sure Bourdain turned down her stove. How on earth could it be her fault?

Naaah! Not over kill! Will go great with my left over chocolate jelly roll. No jelly... chocolate butter cream icing... Sigh... Pass me some ice cream? pweeese?

WHOSE RICE ISN"T COOKED! I must know! West coaster here, remember???

Makes you wonder why they gave her the rice to cook to begin with.

But the upside is that team has to lose for Lisa or Spike to go home. Hey! maybe they'll both be zapped!

If he can just keep his cool, he'll be fine. Does he seem a bit calmer this week? So far, at least?

Yeah, 15 minutes into the program!

Lisa is having rice issues again.

OMG!

FRESH!

hehe. the image of that is a hoot.

OH. Ignore the previous post I made, obvious answer, ehhh?

PS: Robinscats, welcome to the board and my porch, pull up a chair, grab a drink and some goodies!
Jazzie

I'm torn between whose love child I'd have...Tom, Bourdain...then they threw back in Sam a few weeks back. He's still in the running even if he had the personality of wallpaper. Oh, choices choices!

Thanks Jazzie!

Yes! That's it! He was concerned that she might burn it again! LOL!

Somehow, I can't see Spike as Front of House. Already complaining about no one helping him. Typical!

Or he was afraid she would feed him some of that spicy stuff she foisted off on Tom last time.

Asian Fusion? Dale is the only one with the cooking chops to be able to pull this off from what I have seen of this season. Lisa and Spike supposedly have been cooking this style for a while, but their product hasn't stood up.

This could be bad.

beets. ras al hawhatever, and goat cheese. too close to zoo animal challenge.

Lisa, D And S. Mango sticky rice and halo-halo, and short ribs. three sweet dishes. That won't go over well

*cheers*
That deserves a refill on the brew!!!

*snort* My kidlet had "dig in the frige" choice for dinner....know what he made for him and his dads????? POLISH SAUSAGE!!!
*snort snort*
!

AB= warmer sunnier disposition. combine that with three crackw.hores on one team. oh my....

Okay, I'm "Cheating myself" a bit by still hanging out here and reading comments when I'm 'sposed to be working

Someone mentioned Antonia won the quickfire, and was able to "Pick"? I assume that means she was able to pick her team, which of course would be her, Steph and Richard, right? Which means the other team is Dale-Spike-Lisa. Oh, oh! Let the fun begin!

Okay, okay. Gotta post this then deny myself anymore until I get home later tonight and watch it myself!

Cheers,

Mark

Can I puullleeeese cut Richard's hair? Pretty please?

I missed that part. I'd dispute that but do you see Lisa or Dale doing it? hmmm, they're at a serious disadvantage.

Was Antonia slicing polish or chorizo??

oh! yayyyyyyy!jen! mark! nikki! helmet boy!

OHMYGOD!!! Will this improve things or make them worse?

LOL! Nikki for the pasta shot... hole in one??

Hmmm....this isn't going to end well, is it? (depending on your tolerance for well, hmmm.....shut up Jazzie! *eyeroll*)

Lisa found her knife for JT

Did Lisa just say something derogatory about Dale's poor attitude????


Pot? I'd like you to meet Kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.

Lisa's tastebuds must be dead... she can't seem to figure out heat

Spike has no hat. Is that HIS going home hair?

edited to add: nope

when she was through fussing about Dale being tense, then she freaked out about the rice.

she was FORCED into making it? does she EVER take responsibility for something?

no hat, but did you check his tie? hmmm...that may mae up for it.

Steph is working the cleavage. Padma likey!

OMG that team is in so much trouble already. Did you see that Mango sticky rice?? Ick!

No. She doesn't. Her team is going to buy it completely and totally and I hope she goes home. If Lisa or Spike stays and Dale goes home because he was acting as Exec Chef I'm going to be really disappointed.

What? Be responsible? Oh my, that's asking quite a lot from what we've seen from her so far!

Jazzie

Lisa! Aieeeeeeeeee! Undercooked rice and mango alert!

Lisa and the rice!!! Not sticky. Dale not having such a good day either.

She's just setting up her excuses to save time later.

Sheesh! it's friggin' front of house! LOL!

**CUE SOAP OPERA MUSIC**

Will Dale's avocados turn back to green??

Will the mango sticky rice stick??

Will the clams lose their grit??

Will Niki's pasta be as bad as the last??

Tune in after this announcement from our sponsors to find out on another thrilling episode of 'AS THE STOMACH TURNS.'

BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! Way to go kidlet!

and the f---me boots!

Clean up on Jazzie's Porch!
I haven't even seen the episode yet and I'm overcome with giggles!
(or is it the adult beverages?)
Jazzie
PS: Welcome Hagar, join us on the porch!