please stand up for yourself....she's been rude and a bully to you and i'm not the only one who's seen it. She has her little jackal packs of friends but you're 10 times nicer than she'll ever be.

Is it safe to COME OUT again?????

The good news is he is really cute when he has had a lot of sugar.
The bad news is that you never know WHAT he is going to do (or say) when he has had a lot of sugar...

Oh hey Nici- my leg is for the most part better. I got one of these put on my leg for THE NEXT 6 FARKING WEEKS!!! (2 weeks down, 4 more to go) The good news is that I can actually bear weight on my leg now & walk on it.


And the bad news is that my bonehead bachagaloop of a surgeon put in a screw (1 of 6 on my fibula) that was way too long for my bone & actually pierces through it (presenting a problem because it is the bottom one & it actually goes into my joint space.) So I need to go under the knife again the have it replaced with the proper sized screw.

I feel like the luckiest girl in the world right now!!! Anybody got any lottery tickets for sale?

Well I just want to thank all of you, especially S/B, tele, Jim/2nd, and of course you WAJ for your ridiculous conspiracies, and you KK for, well, just being you.

Because of all of you, I recently broke the 2000 post mark!

Good night all.... by the way I just reported the troll again not that it will do any good... it probably has a troll book of names just like parents use for thier new baby.

Is it safe to COME OUT again?????

Brown is the one that makes me angry bad brown sugar. Feed me powdered and I purrr like a cat... hehe I am a dork

Good night all.... by the way I just reported the troll again not that it will do any good... it probably has a troll book of names just like parents use for thier new baby.

you know, I still get the giggles about actor and b&b & the whole roumalade thing from time to time and this one sounds like one of those. I mean, as far as, it would make me laugh randomly for months and years to come!

That my friend totally depends on what you are wearing!

Oh hey Nici- my leg is for the most part better. I got one of these put on my leg for THE NEXT 6 FARKING WEEKS!!! (2 weeks down, 4 more to go) The good news is that I can actually bear weight on my leg now & walk on it.


And the bad news is that my bonehead bachagaloop of a surgeon put in a screw (1 of 6 on my fibula) that was way too long for my bone & actually pierces through it (presenting a problem because it is the bottom one & it actually goes into my joint space.) So I need to go under the knife again the have it replaced with the proper sized screw.

That my friend totally depends on what you are wearing!

That my friend totally depends on what you are wearing!

Sometimes I feel like I should be eating a bag of popcorn while I catch up and read. Sometimes it's confusing, entertaining, and sad all at once. I'd respond, but I'm still new and I'd feel weird doing so in some places lol.

Well I think I like this board after all

JC, I'm here with my pumps and pearls on. D said you might be in need of my assistance. Why is someone calling you Sparky? Momma fell out in back of the house so now I'm here to make sure you get home alright and in one piece.

Looks like they cleaned up the car wreck. Hope all the debris got swept up as well.

well, you have agreat avatar so feel free.

Darn I missed my transition from televisual savant to Bravo Afficianado... ...

Last time I saw him he was in a bacon suit being chased by a pack of dogs... And Jim!

Tis O.K. Psh we still have your size 32 under wear from K-Mart...Yeah K-Mart.. Whoppner is still on at 4.

No one ever gets it lol

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Oh please sweet baby Jesus,dont start the stalker stuff again. Had enough it if during PR.

WOW! You must be rich I still shop the Big Lots for my drawers....

Oh hey Nici- my leg is for the most part better. I got one of these put on my leg for THE NEXT 6 FARKING WEEKS!!! (2 weeks down, 4 more to go) The good news is that I can actually bear weight on my leg now & walk on it.


And the bad news is that my bonehead bachagaloop of a surgeon put in a screw (1 of 6 on my fibula) that was way too long for my bone & actually pierces through it (presenting a problem because it is the bottom one & it actually goes into my joint space.) So I need to go under the knife again the have it replaced with the proper sized screw.

I feel like the luckiest girl in the world right now!!! Anybody got any lottery tickets for sale?

My bright charming personality. You remember from the other boards how everyone made fun of my big flammin arse ...

I hope you threw her a blanket, I told momma b to lay off that stuff so early in the day...

That Fn thing almost ran me over and I wasn't even on the sidewalk! I was on the porch reaching for the door.
I thought WW would save me but the TSA got to her plane!!! They thought she was some kind of terrorist from the Isle of Lesbos of the coast of Greece and Turkey....

I am ok a little shookin up, but ok....

really? maybe I don't either. I mean, it may be more involved than I realize. Want to share?

Well, that's good to know. NiCi bought way too much alcohol for your party!! Now that she is here, I leave you in good hands.

If the fight starts back up come wake me up. D and I have a bet on who would win. Now, I have to take my wife to bed or lose her forever, plus WW would be so disappointed in us.

DR, I like DrB too. She's a keeper! Thanks for noticing.

I like to share... Can I come can I come????

Did I mention that he is the master of the double entendre' when he has had too much sugar?

Well, that's good to know. NiCi bought way too much alcohol for your party!! Now that she is here, I leave you in good hands.

If the fight starts back up come wake me up. D and I have a bet on who would win. Now, I have to take my wife to bed or lose her forever, plus WW would be so disappointed in us.

DR, I like DrB too. She's a keeper! Thanks for noticing.

oh my. I don't know. I'm a little modest....

oh my. I don't know. I'm a little modest....

WOW! You must be rich I still shop the Big Lots for my drawers....

She is the master of the double entendre' when she has had too much sugar...

Well JC I do like to shop at them fancy stores size 32 under wear in a 500 count egyptian cotton made of bacon.. as Gomer would say Golly Sgt. Carter they are finger licken good....

She? Girl I think you have spent way to much time with those hobbits and you really need to shave

I cannot believe that I've read through so many pages and no mention of Mark cawk blocking... or should I say yankey-spankey blocking of Richard's nocturnal emissions.

Yeah right Richard... you were having a dream about your wife.

really? maybe I don't either. I mean, it may be more involved than I realize. Want to share?

This definitely reminds me of a time when the German language was a new toy for me (nowadays, it's sort of a recalled toy from China, but that's a different story).

I was like an infant with a shiny object. I was soaking up the language like a sponge - but let's remember that a sponge has little native intelligence.

O, was I was proud of my baby steps and the fact that I was standing upright most of the time. I was conversing with my fiancee and her family in a semi-literate fashion after about 6 months. I could talk about the weather, comment on breakfast, deman...I mean ask for another beer, perform simple tasks when asked solely in German, etc.

I was trying to pick up little terms of endearment for my loved one, since she knew lots of them in English and I was starting to feel inadequate. Well, one day, while hanging around in mixed company, I picked up a neat sounding phrase that someone said about someone else and I didn't bother to translate it first in my head. It just stuck there, hanging around like a Turkish blade hovering over my neck.

When I got home on the weekend, I just had to try it out on my GF. I was shocked at her shocked reaction. "What did you just call me??!!??" "Na ja, mein Schatz, I hab' 'Du, bloede kuh, Du' gesagt". Then, a look of incredible pity came over her face.

"Baby", she said in English, shaking her head softly, "do you know what you just called me"? I meekly shook my head. "Na, mein Schatz,", she said, lapsing into Gerglish, "what does the word "bloede" mean"? "Uh oh", I thought - "this isn't going to be pretty". "Uhhhh", I stammered as the word came into focus, "stupid"? "Ja, baby. And now, was ist eine Kuh"?

"Oh, I"m in the sh!t now" I thought.

"It's a cow"?

"That's right my baby, you just called me a stupid cow".

*Pssst, JC, daverocks is a SHE!*
REALLY, ask her,
although she prefers to be called dave!
Or if she is gone, you can read back in the posts and see!

This thread has been allot of fun today... Do these blowup things happen often and do they last very long???

*Pssst, JC, daverocks is a SHE!*
REALLY, ask her,
although she prefers to be called dave!
Or if she is gone, you can read back in the posts and see!