LOL!!
Oh my God!! I love the use of "Under the Sea"; _The_Little_Mermaid_ has GOT to be one of the most paramount Disney films concerning my childhood stability...
*girly giggle*
The fantasy make-better turned out great; it was really pleasant to read & I love how Ted attacked Thom w/ the nail polish!! *Snaps*
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OMG!!!! Texangal!!!!!
Queer Eye Update#13
Thursday, May 13, 2004
...QUEER EYE ROAD TRIP, DALLAS, TEXAS...
Since the series premiered last year, viewers from around the country have been asking, "When are you guys gonna leave New York and help the rest of us?" Um, how about, now? If you're a straight guy in the Dallas-Ft.Worth area in need of aid from the Fab Five, now is your chance! Simply visit:
http://www.thequeereye.com/Be_on_the_Show/
and fill out the form. But hurry - we're coming this summer (it doesn't get hot in Texas, does it?) and we'll only be there for three episodes.
QUICK, TEXANGAL! We've gotta formulate a list of survival gear to send to the guys so they won't melt when our outdoor temperatures begin to resemble Ted's cooking instructions! I'd hate to see all their cute hair flat with perspiration!
...ALL NEW SEASON BEGINS JUNE FIRST...
Ok, FIRST they called the newly ordered shows in November Season Two... THEN they called the newly ordered shows in February Season Two... but NOW that they've actually established themselves and made through ONE whole year... they are REALLY calling June 1st the beginning of SEASON TWO!
That's right -- Bravo's Boys of Summer are back to make better in an all new collection of straight guys beginning Tuesday June 1st. In the new season, be on the lookout for:
-- David, a handbag designer's husband in need of a runway-ready look
-- Brandon and David, fraternal twins with identical style problems
-- Michael, a Bhuddist punk rocker dad hoping to update his look before his 40th birthday My_Guy_Ky - The dude has big bunches of tattoos - and Ky likes them! Maybe he'll tell us once and for all what his is!
-- Philly, a hip hop fan aiming to impress his EX-WIFE and co workers A la Colonel Klink: I said NOTHING!
Last night I saw the ad for the new episodes and it said we have 15 new episodes headed for us! 15 Straight (or would that be GAY?) weeks of Queer Eye!!!HURRAH!!!
The commercial was TRES FAB! With different poses of the "White Pics". ...But they flashed the boys by TOO FAST!!! HEY! NBC/Bravo! It's YOUR Network! you can afford your own commercial air time! Slow the pictures down a smidge, huh??!!
...STRAIGHT GIRL CASTING CALL COMING SOON...
As announced last month, the producers of Queer Eye are working on a new spinoff series, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GIRL. Information about how to be on the show will be posted online later this month. If you're a straight girl in the Los Angeles area in need of a "make better" experience, be sure to keep checking BravoTV.com for details. MERP?! MEEP! L.A.??? That mecca for silicone injected tanned anti-celulite Barbie Dolls? Who are they gonna make over, Janeane Gerafalo?
...HELPING US HELP YOU...
A big THANK YOU to everyone who wrote in with suggestions as to how we could make this little newsletter more useful and more fun. We're compiling the various submissions now, and you should be seeing some changes soon. If you have an idea for us, it's not too late - just send it to: feedback@bravotv.com and put the words "QUEER EYE UPDATE" in the subject line.
Texangal... We gotta get a move on! Dallas AND Ft. Worth! WOOO HOOO!
...Ellen Degeneres/QE interview play by play coming soon to a message board near you.... Peace!!! --De
Queer Eye Update#13
Thursday, May 13, 2004
...QUEER EYE ROAD TRIP, DALLAS, TEXAS...
Since the series premiered last year, viewers from around the country have been asking, "When are you guys gonna leave New York and help the rest of us?" Um, how about, now? If you're a straight guy in the Dallas-Ft.Worth area in need of aid from the Fab Five, now is your chance! Simply visit:
http://www.thequeereye.com/Be_on_the_Show/
and fill out the form. But hurry - we're coming this summer (it doesn't get hot in Texas, does it?) and we'll only be there for three episodes.
QUICK, TEXANGAL! We've gotta formulate a list of survival gear to send to the guys so they won't melt when our outdoor temperatures begin to resemble Ted's cooking instructions! I'd hate to see all their cute hair flat with perspiration!
...ALL NEW SEASON BEGINS JUNE FIRST...
Ok, FIRST they called the newly ordered shows in November Season Two... THEN they called the newly ordered shows in February Season Two... but NOW that they've actually established themselves and made through ONE whole year... they are REALLY calling June 1st the beginning of SEASON TWO!
That's right -- Bravo's Boys of Summer are back to make better in an all new collection of straight guys beginning Tuesday June 1st. In the new season, be on the lookout for:
-- David, a handbag designer's husband in need of a runway-ready look
-- Brandon and David, fraternal twins with identical style problems
-- Michael, a Bhuddist punk rocker dad hoping to update his look before his 40th birthday My_Guy_Ky - The dude has big bunches of tattoos - and Ky likes them! Maybe he'll tell us once and for all what his is!
-- Philly, a hip hop fan aiming to impress his EX-WIFE and co workers A la Colonel Klink: I said NOTHING!
Last night I saw the ad for the new episodes and it said we have 15 new episodes headed for us! 15 Straight (or would that be GAY?) weeks of Queer Eye!!!HURRAH!!!
The commercial was TRES FAB! With different poses of the "White Pics". ...But they flashed the boys by TOO FAST!!! HEY! NBC/Bravo! It's YOUR Network! you can afford your own commercial air time! Slow the pictures down a smidge, huh??!!
...STRAIGHT GIRL CASTING CALL COMING SOON...
As announced last month, the producers of Queer Eye are working on a new spinoff series, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GIRL. Information about how to be on the show will be posted online later this month. If you're a straight girl in the Los Angeles area in need of a "make better" experience, be sure to keep checking BravoTV.com for details. MERP?! MEEP! L.A.??? That mecca for silicone injected tanned anti-celulite Barbie Dolls? Who are they gonna make over, Janeane Gerafalo?
...HELPING US HELP YOU...
A big THANK YOU to everyone who wrote in with suggestions as to how we could make this little newsletter more useful and more fun. We're compiling the various submissions now, and you should be seeing some changes soon. If you have an idea for us, it's not too late - just send it to: feedback@bravotv.com and put the words "QUEER EYE UPDATE" in the subject line.
Texangal... We gotta get a move on! Dallas AND Ft. Worth! WOOO HOOO!
...Ellen Degeneres/QE interview play by play coming soon to a message board near you.... Peace!!! --De
Thank you to TTB, De, and my_guy_ky. I feel like a newlywed again....(how about you, Thom?) Maybe I'll have to change my name to Ms. Thomasulo-Filicia. I'm not sure my boss will approve a new nameplate for my desk that has that many letters.....budget crunch, you know.
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As you may already know through previous posts, Thom is mentioned on the North Shore Animal League website www.nsalamerica.org for work that he did which involved that organization. Because of Thom, I went to the site and signed up for their Sponsor-A-Dog program. I have $10 a month billed to my credit card and the dog I am helping is Nina who is 6 months old. She has Diabetes Mellitus and may eventually go blind from cataracts. When I signed up, I mentioned in my comments that my donation is being made in Thom Filicia's honor for bringing this opportunity to my attention. I urge anyone who can afford it to check this out. And thank you, Thom (& Paco, too!), for your efforts to help such a worthwhile cause. Peace Now.
Awwwwwwww, that was soooooo SWEET! You are such an incredible heart!
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Down here all the fish are happy
As off through the waves day roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They're sad 'cause they're in a bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They're in for a worser fate
One day when the boss gets hungry
Guess whos goin' be on the plate(uh oh)
Under the sea, under the sea
Nobody beats us
Fry us and eat us in fricasee
We what the land folks love to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles life is the bubbles
Under the sea, under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We get the beat here naturally
from..Under The Sea by Disney
~What do they got
alot of sand
we got a hot
crustacean band...~
*grabs nearest dancing lobster and goes to town*
fun Note
sorry, i should have mentioned a little more about my job. i work for a small manufacturing company, that makes specialty glass products as well as vacuum products. i work in the office as an accountant (sorry - i'm a white collar worker) and hardly ever step foot in the plant except to hand out time sheet reports or (even more rarely) to take inventory. I do love to talk with the workers (they are very nice and friendly people - esp. since i'm the "baby" in the company, i'm almost 23 and am the youngest by 12 years). i always wear safety goggles when near machinery, and i usually wear black or gray dress pants or khakis with a nice shirt. but now i want to wear capris and am not allowed to wear open-toed shoes since there is occasionally pieces of glass on the floor. most of the people in the plant wear jeans or sweatpants and sneakers, we don't make huge products. does this clear things up?
Okay so I was wondering, how tall is Jai. See he was in RENT with this Canadian Actor Dean Armstrong and well he was like a foot taller then Dean.. So how the heck short is Dean? (5 foot *L*)
Can you be married to a Straight Guy and still be considered a Thom-wife? If not...I'd settle for a "play-date". Hee Hee Hee
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Notey, I was thinking about Kyan as I pictured those naughty gift ideas. *sigh* What fun we could have if only he was straight.
I don't think Kyan would go for a massage with the lotion,
when oils are so much better and can be custom blended
with therapeutic essences for different needs -muscle strain
and arthritis, headache or depression, and aphrodisiacs!
The lotions are just for single guys because they won't
compromise a condom like essential oils. I think Kyan would
consider them a tacky gift where straight guys would be
flattered and intrigued. A cool copy of the Kama Sutra and
pots of dark and light body chocolate would be more Kyan..
don't you think? notevayas
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Can you be married to a Straight Guy and still be considered a Thom-wife? If not...I'd settle for a "play-date". Hee Hee Hee
Oh yes! When it comes to Thom, major rules are being broken! My friends have said, "If he has a million wives, that polygamy...isn't that illegal?" I tell them they made an exception for Thom. The same goes for women married to SG's
*L* I can't find the quote now but it was about if Thom turned straight he would have a huge bunch of women swarming all over him... *L*
I totally get the Thom fetish, it weird because Kyan is my present wallpaper cause he is so darn cute and nice and funny and clever (and knows about Aveda!). But if I was at a party and they were all there, it would be Thom I would be admiring and drooling over and trying to find a tactful way to end up talking to... Man us women are a silly bunch eh? Its like Thom maybe be gay but VAVOOOOOOM!!!!
I totally get the Thom fetish, it weird because Kyan is my present wallpaper cause he is so darn cute and nice and funny and clever (and knows about Aveda!). But if I was at a party and they were all there, it would be Thom I would be admiring and drooling over and trying to find a tactful way to end up talking to... Man us women are a silly bunch eh? Its like Thom maybe be gay but VAVOOOOOOM!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THOM!
(I'm assuming this will get posted on Monday.)
(I'm assuming this will get posted on Monday.)
A recent poster characterized Tick as a whiner which is, of
course, ludicrous. Ticktick has an classic and artistic
writing style, as well as a great deal of common sense that
the young mall rats would do well to listen to.
YES, THAT WAS ME, BUT THAT WAS BASED ON INFORMATION That tick-tick was a pseuodonym for an x-boyfriend. I have since found out that they are not the same person. I didn't attack him or anything like that, if you have to... re-read my posts and you will see that. We can all be whiny myself included. My x-boyfriend nickname was tick tick too, but because he was known as the "BOMB", to his friends with an explosive temper to boot! He used to hit me alot, but that's over now. Fab-five have inspired me since then, to be more forgiving. NOT TO MENTION that they have lifted me out of depression, now and again.
All I can do now is apologize for the mistaken identity.
I'm very sorry for that. Anyone can make a mistake.
Other than that, I am going to get to meet Carson in Dallas pretty soon. And I am thrilled to be able to tell him, how much the fab-five means to me. I love them with all my heart...esp. Carson.
Sorry to all who may have been offended.
course, ludicrous. Ticktick has an classic and artistic
writing style, as well as a great deal of common sense that
the young mall rats would do well to listen to.
YES, THAT WAS ME, BUT THAT WAS BASED ON INFORMATION That tick-tick was a pseuodonym for an x-boyfriend. I have since found out that they are not the same person. I didn't attack him or anything like that, if you have to... re-read my posts and you will see that. We can all be whiny myself included. My x-boyfriend nickname was tick tick too, but because he was known as the "BOMB", to his friends with an explosive temper to boot! He used to hit me alot, but that's over now. Fab-five have inspired me since then, to be more forgiving. NOT TO MENTION that they have lifted me out of depression, now and again.
All I can do now is apologize for the mistaken identity.
I'm very sorry for that. Anyone can make a mistake.
Other than that, I am going to get to meet Carson in Dallas pretty soon. And I am thrilled to be able to tell him, how much the fab-five means to me. I love them with all my heart...esp. Carson.
Sorry to all who may have been offended.
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Hi I am so new but I just love the Fab Five, I would really love to know where I could get the ringtone for "All things keep getting better" Thanks
I requested it on Modtones (Modtones.com, I think) as soon as the single came out, 'cause that's where I get my ringtones.
I'm very happy to report that when I checked the other day, they had added it. I now have the coolest ringtone in the world. (Too bad I don't get to hear it, 'cause nobody ever calls me -- but at least I can always pull the phone out and play it just to hear it.)
Does MODTones work on motorola phones?
I cannot wait to meet Carson in the big D! I'm shaking in my gucci loafers! LOL.
Thankfully they will be going to Dallas instead of San Antonio,where I reside, why they'd just melt here. I will have to travel 5 hours to meet Carson, but hey it's CARSON!!! So no prob! Hopefully the wether will be cool when they get to Texas! (crossing fingers)
I want to ask wny there are no ;queer eye for the straight guy'in Hong Kong?Please reply me!!!
Hello all,
is it true that the actual fab 5 members get onto the fab 5 forum once and a while??? I want to know cause then we could write messages to them, which is good for me because I live in Australia.
From T-myegs
is it true that the actual fab 5 members get onto the fab 5 forum once and a while??? I want to know cause then we could write messages to them, which is good for me because I live in Australia.
From T-myegs
...because your post is so hot, it's melting this one.
<fans self> *THUD*
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A cool copy of the Kama Sutra and
pots of dark and light body chocolate would be more Kyan..
don't you think? notevayas
<fans self> *THUD*
Sorry this is late, but I was too busy and sleep-deprived to show up here last night. *Snaps* for becoming "shopoholic".
I have to start off by saying that most guys are afraid to come into a Sally Beauty Supply store because they consider it to be a "woman's store" Today, this guy came in and left very happy, lol it was really cool to see, he bought all sorts of different things. His girlfriend/wife says he even enjoys going to the salon! I thought it was wonderful and told the guy as much. I guess you had to be there to fully appreciate it, but when it happened, I couldn't help but right away think of the Fab 5
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LOL!!
Oh my God!! I love the use of "Under the Sea"; _The_Little_Mermaid_ has GOT to be one of the most paramount Disney films concerning my childhood stability...
*girly giggle*
My late mother loved "The Little Mermaid" and I can't help
but think about her around Mothers Day. I have my own copy
now and the idea of Love taking a person into a foreign
environment (at great cost) is affirming.
I enjoy several Disney movies and soundtracks including The
Lion King and Pocohantas. And one of my small rebellions is
to read childrens books in public. Women often assume that
I'm learning the language..and I think men assume I'm disabled.
me da lo mismo..notevayas
Okay, my brother (who is gay) lives in Manhattan and his friend Wayne (who is gay) was made over by the Queer Eye guys last week. My brother says this is a going to be part of a special episode, but I can't find any info about it. Anyone have a clue? I haven't talked to my brother since the reveal, but he told me they really put a lot of effort into his friend.
I was just browsing through the "store" section of this site. Man, they even have a DVD of the complete first season of Boy Meets Boy. Why not Queer Eye??? Quit torturing us, people! Give us the QE DVD!!!
I remember in the Butch episode Jai mentioned as he tried out the the loft bed with the MB that he was the size of "...an average woman, 5'6", 130 lbs." Guess I am an underachiever. 5'3" and 100 lbs only when I am retaining water.
1 week without Queer Eye, who would have thought I'd make it? I didn't, that's for sure. It's meant to be on tonight, but they are showing some drama mini series about a woman who's a single Mum in the police force. It's such a lame show, it's really corny. I don't know how much longer I will make it, so please, have pity! Also, If anyone wants to discuss Queer Eye on msn, feel free to add me at ban_the_kkk@hotmail.com
Until then, Cheers Queers!
Until then, Cheers Queers!
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But would anyone be interested in writing a pretend Fab-Five makeover of their dorm, apt., cottage or manse?? Or if not yours that of a Deserving (he..he..) friend, relative..of course incognito. What Advice would the Fab 5 give us/them?
ANY TAKERS?notevayas
This is nowhere near as good as yours, notey, but with the wait for the new episodes, I had to come up with something to post and I didn't want you to be the only one here getting a make-better.
Disclaimer: I do not intend to put words into the mouths of the Fab Five. This is only my take on what may or may not happen if I was a make-better.
Ted Allen, Food & Wine: So tell us about our latest victim Jai.
Jai Rodriguez, Culture: She's a "she"!
Kyan Douglas, Grooming: Wait, aren't some other gay guys supposed to do "Queer Eye for the Straight Girl"?
Ted: Yes, but this is her post, so we have to make an exception.
Jai: Her name is my_guy_ky and she's way into Kyan.
Carson Kressley, Fashion: Yeah, uh, hi, my_guy_ky - he's GAY.
Kyan: (laughs) She's made it into the "fashionista" ranks only because of her zealous devotion to the show.
Ted: Or to you. But Carson, fashionista or not, you have your work cut out for you with this one. It says here that she has a 23" waist and a 26" inseam.
Carson: This almost reminds me of that coach.
Jai: Well, she's no coach. She's a staff accountant.
Carson: That's such a nerdy job.
Thom Filicia, Interior Design: Let's take her from "nerdy" to "purdy".
There will be more later. I don't like to do very long posts and this gives me a topic to add to next time.
Quote:Quote:Yes, you certainly should!!
Hmmmmm.... should I go take my notepad and do a play by play of our alluring gent's appearance on the Ellen Degeneres show to help you through the dismal days?
QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY Interview
I've transcribed this mass of every-body-talking-at-once until I'm blue in the fingers! I stuck it down on the Kevin D. thread so it could be easily found. I hope those of you in the states who missed it, and those of you who don't have the Ellen show internationally - enjoy the million page play by play!
Peace to you today - from one exausted De!
P.S. - Straight Guy "BusDriver" Ralphie Sutton posted down on the Ralph S. Thread over the weekend... I CAN'T WAIT to see his note!
(Big Kisses on your B-Day Thommy!)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET THOM!
May you have all the joy available in life delivered directly to you today. Don't work too hard at that event, sweetie!
(Thom Filicia Alpha Workshops Award Ceremony New York, NY May 17,2004. Thom is an honorary co-chair and host of the event tonight. )
Peace, precious. Peace. --De
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET THOM!
May you have all the joy available in life delivered directly to you today. Don't work too hard at that event, sweetie!
(Thom Filicia Alpha Workshops Award Ceremony New York, NY May 17,2004. Thom is an honorary co-chair and host of the event tonight. )
Peace, precious. Peace. --De
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notevayas: Your comments were so perceptive and encouraging. I'm always amazed at the pool of kindness, energy, and love that has collected on these boards. I've watched your posts and appreciated them but this is our first personal contact. Thank you for being there and understanding what QE and Thom, in particular, has meant to me.
Thank you for your kind words. Happy Birthday to Thom!
Sorry I took so long to reply. I go through these binges of
getting very personal on these boards and then retreating.
My mother was as whimsical. She was devoted to her soap
operas, and though computers were beyond us, she sent fan
letters by the dozens- spritzed with perfume!
Over 200 marriage licenses were given out to gay couples from
midnight on- at Cambridge City Hall. There was a party with
choruses and cakes and sparkling cider and decorations! Out
of state people will be in Provincetown today where they are
promising to ignore the residency requirement. Amusingly, I
was with my lover this weekend and he took me to church.
We are Catholic and he is religious enough to care and jaded
enough to enjoy a rebellion or two of his own. But we will never
marry nor divorce. (I envy you your ring)
The heavens are telling of the glory of God;
And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
Day to day pours forth speech,
And night to night reveals knowledge.
There is no speech, nor are there words;
Their voice is not heard.
Their line has gone out through all the earth,
And their utterances to the end of the world.
In them He has placed a tent for the sun,
Which is as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber;
It rejoices as a strong man to run his course.
Its rising is from one end of the heavens,
And it's circuit to the other end of them;
And there is nothing hidden from its heat.
from Psalm 19 of the Bible
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Okay, my brother (who is gay) lives in Manhattan and his friend Wayne (who is gay) was made over by the Queer Eye guys last week. My brother says this is a going to be part of a special episode, but I can't find any info about it. Anyone have a clue? I haven't talked to my brother since the reveal, but he told me they really put a lot of effort into his friend.
Out of curiousity - did the makeover take place in Astoria Queens? --De
Amen. Notevayas. --De
Carsonfan {MWAH} - Ok, apology accepted.
Sueinphilly WELCOME to the forum! Hope you come often! Get a hold of your brother and give us details when you can, hon!
love_fab_5 Welcome and come by often, hon. I don't know what the situation is in HK. Hopefully you'll get new shows soon!
Tmyegs01 Welcome to the forum, sweetie. No, the guys have never been in here as of yet. The Bravo Forums folks hope that they will someday. Many Straight Guys have been in to say hello... just none of the Fab 5. Welcome to our obsessive little corner of the universe!
Peace to you all! --De
Sueinphilly WELCOME to the forum! Hope you come often! Get a hold of your brother and give us details when you can, hon!
love_fab_5 Welcome and come by often, hon. I don't know what the situation is in HK. Hopefully you'll get new shows soon!
Tmyegs01 Welcome to the forum, sweetie. No, the guys have never been in here as of yet. The Bravo Forums folks hope that they will someday. Many Straight Guys have been in to say hello... just none of the Fab 5. Welcome to our obsessive little corner of the universe!
Peace to you all! --De
This is an important date for gay couples and the rest of us who are beside you in this ongoing struggle.
P.S. Buon Compleanno, Thom!
P.S. Buon Compleanno, Thom!
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Hello all,
is it true that the actual fab 5 members get onto the fab 5 forum once and a while??? I want to know cause then we could write messages to them, which is good for me because I live in Australia.
From T-myegs
Sorry Tmyegs01 - it isn't true. They are way too busy to check in on us...that doesn't mean they don't love their fans in ALL the many forums out there including this one, it just means they're very very busy. Plus, some of us would have to hide our faces (fingers?) in embarrassment if they ever did catch some of our posts!
notevayas: The image of your mother spritzing her fan letters with cologne touched my heart. No wonder you are such a wise, gentle, brave soul.
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Sorry this is late, but I was too busy and sleep-deprived to show up here last night. *Snaps* for becoming "shopoholic".
I think after all the ones you notice, missing a few is more than acceptable! You're major
I just heard about a bumper sticker that says:
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing its idiot.
Good luck to all the couples in Massachusetts today!!!
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing its idiot.
Good luck to all the couples in Massachusetts today!!!
AND MANY MORE!!!
Come back to Milwaukee soon!
Love ya!
Come back to Milwaukee soon!
Love ya!
[quoteBut if I was at a party and they were all there, it would be Thom I would be admiring and drooling over and trying to find a tactful way to end up talking to...
Tact is for wussies. If I ever found myself at a party at which The Thom was also a guest, I would summon some liquid courage, grab the man by the lapels and pull him in. I would breathe in his man scent, lick his neck, and run like hell!!!!!!
(Then, of course, I would log on to these boards to tell all how The Thom tastes.)
Tact is for wussies. If I ever found myself at a party at which The Thom was also a guest, I would summon some liquid courage, grab the man by the lapels and pull him in. I would breathe in his man scent, lick his neck, and run like hell!!!!!!
(Then, of course, I would log on to these boards to tell all how The Thom tastes.)
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Amen. Notevayas. --De
(regarding the Zimmerman posts)
DePoetic...sorry. I expected you to defend your point
of view, not cave.. I was weirded out, but that's just
me. I was just making my point; I wasn't offended!
Your creativity awes me. And your Ellen post was true
to every detail!
And though I doubt any of the guys read our musings, you
have nothing to feel embarrassed about! Damn! Read back
into Ticks posts..he had the spasms of self-doubt also..
must be a Writer thing! I wouldn't be at 156 posts if I
wasn"t a 'fan'atic with strong opinions. I want to be free
to give real feedback..just remember I'm a bit nuts!
You're cool, Carsonfan. What are you going to wear? :P
Linen trousers are comfortable, but wrinkle if you sit once!
Linen trousers are comfortable, but wrinkle if you sit once!
Hi everyone! I hope that everyone (especially my husband Kyan;)) is doing well. I was wondering if anyone here knew of an email address or postal address for the Fab Five, where fan letters can be sent? I would love to send a letter, but I have no idea where to send it! I would appreciate any help what so ever! Thanks, and I can't wait until June 1st!!!!
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I had to come up with something to post and I didn't want you to be the only one here getting a make-better.
I really only cared about having an excuse to convince the BBB to not edit Ticks post. But this is good!
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Disclaimer: I do not intend to put words into the mouths of the Fab Five. This is only my take on what may or may not happen if I was a make-better.
Ted Allen, Food & Wine: So tell us about our latest victim Jai.
Jai Rodriguez, Culture: She's a "she"!
Kyan Douglas, Grooming: Wait, aren't some other gay guys supposed to do "Queer Eye for the Straight Girl"?
Ted: Yes, but this is her post, so we have to make an exception.
Jai: Her name is my_guy_ky and she's way into Kyan.
Do you honestly think Carson is going to let you get away with being 'into' Kyan, without the obligatory innuendo?
Quote:More like Jai, than a chubby cubby!
Carson Kressley, Fashion: Yeah, uh, hi, my_guy_ky - he's GAY.
Kyan: (laughs) She's made it into the "fashionista" ranks only because of her zealous devotion to the show.
Ted: Or to you. But Carson, fashionista or not, you have your work cut out for you with this one. It says here that she has a 23" waist and a 26" inseam.
Carson: This almost reminds me of that coach.
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Jai: Well, she's no coach. She's a staff accountant.
Carson: That's such a nerdy job.
Thom Filicia, Interior Design: Let's take her from "nerdy" to "purdy".
There will be more later. I don't like to do very long posts and this gives me a topic to add to next time.
Very promising..my_guy_ky! "Purdy" is just the kind of dorky thing Thom would come up with! And I love how Kyan knows it's your post! They are at your mercy!
Ages ago I saw this done and also had my characters stop in mid-scene and complain to me about the way they were written. It was along the lines of.."Why does He always get to...etc." Brooding Soul does it now when he writes dialogue with one of the Five in the midst of his post..But I would be Firm and not get into a post-long debate with your characters! notevayas...23" WoW!
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I just heard about a bumper sticker that says:
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing its idiot.
Good luck to all the couples in Massachusetts today!!!
GREAT Bumper Sticker..jr. makes daddy look like a genius..
MAD at Disney..just heard they won't release Michael Moore's 9-11 film. Have stock. Will write! notevayas
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[quoteBut if I was at a party and they were all there, it would be Thom I would be admiring and drooling over and trying to find a tactful way to end up talking to...
Tact is for wussies. If I ever found myself at a party at which The Thom was also a guest, I would summon some liquid courage, grab the man by the lapels and pull him in. I would breathe in his man scent, lick his neck, and run like hell!!!!!!
(Then, of course, I would log on to these boards to tell all how The Thom tastes.)
ROFLMBO!!!
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I just heard about a bumper sticker that says:
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing its idiot.
That's fantastic - check out bettybowers.com for more great bumperstickers (in the gift shop - bumper sticker section). I think my favorite is "Don't Change Horsemen in The Middle of an Apocalypse".
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Good luck to all the couples in Massachusetts today!!!
Isn't it great to actually be living during the making of happy history?! Snaps to Massachusetts!
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GREAT Bumper Sticker..jr. makes daddy look like a genius..
I have one on my car that says Who Knew Jeb was the Smart One.
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Hi everyone! I hope that everyone (especially my husband Kyan;)) is doing well. I was wondering if anyone here knew of an email address or postal address for the Fab Five, where fan letters can be sent? I would love to send a letter, but I have no idea where to send it! I would appreciate any help what so ever! Thanks, and I can't wait until June 1st!!!!
Here's the contact info from this site and the Scout site:
http://www.bravotv.com/Queer_Eye_for_the_S..._Us/Contact_Us/
Scout offices:
Boston -
119 Braintree Street, Ste. 101
Boston, MA 02134
New York -
100 Avenue of the Americas, 12th Flr.
New York, NY 10013
Los Angeles -
1040 N. Las Palmas Avenue, Bldg 26W
Los Angeles, CA 90038
Email addys:
info@scoutvision.com
Disclaimer: I do not intend to put words into the mouths of the Fab Five. This is only my take on what may or may not happen if I was a make-better.
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I'm at my PC, typing to thank notey for the feedback and musing about how I always have wondered what would really happen if the Fab Five gave me a make-better when...
*DING-DONG* (doorbell rings) and Thom's voice outside goes, "HELLEWW!"
I open the door and it's them. My first instinct is to paw at Kyan, but Thom and Carson are in my way.
Carson: My, you're so tiny!
my_guy_ky: Yes, I'm painfully aware of that.
Thom: My_guy_ky, can we just call you "MGK"? It's hard to keep typing and--
Ted: Now you are putting words into our mouths.
my_guy_ky: Sorry.
Jai: You've mentioned in your posts that you're mostly in need of my assistance. So, if you want to get along as well as possible with your fellow posters, it might be considerate of you to let them also call you MGK for short. That underline key is a bit tricky if typing isn't your forté. You know what I'm talking about.
MGK: Okay, sure.
Carson: Besides, if you say "my_guy_ky" needs a make-better, it sounds like you're saying Kyan needs one, which is so not true.
Thom: I like your furniture; it has a mid-century modern aesthetic to it, but look at all this dust! And don't you ever clean your floors?! It's HARRIBLE!
Ted goes straight (or gaily, as it were) to the kitchen and has a look around: Wow, it's a very well-stocked kitchen. Hmm, lots of cookbooks, nice booze. Wow, a whole shelf of spices. Nice. Wait - MGK, what's this?! <holds up a large container of dried parsley flakes> If you'd been paying attention to my Hip Tips, you'd know that this is CONFETTI! <tosses the contents all over the dining area>
Ky: Now don't act surprised, sweetheart. You may tidy up these days - after seeing the Kevin D. episode - but your floors are just gross! Like getting dried parsley on the floor is all you've got to worry about? Let's take a look at your bathroom. MGK, this is the grossest toilet I've ever seen in someone's home. Look at the ring around it!
Ted, calling from the kitchen: Eww, she doesn't even clean her oven!
Thom: The paint job in your living and dining areas is funky ŕ la Steve S. But then, the rest of the place is "insane asylum white".
MGK: I haven't had time to do the other rooms.
This is getting too long, so I'll stop here in the meantime.
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I'm at my PC, typing to thank notey for the feedback and musing about how I always have wondered what would really happen if the Fab Five gave me a make-better when...
*DING-DONG* (doorbell rings) and Thom's voice outside goes, "HELLEWW!"
I open the door and it's them. My first instinct is to paw at Kyan, but Thom and Carson are in my way.
Carson: My, you're so tiny!
my_guy_ky: Yes, I'm painfully aware of that.
Thom: My_guy_ky, can we just call you "MGK"? It's hard to keep typing and--
Ted: Now you are putting words into our mouths.
my_guy_ky: Sorry.
Jai: You've mentioned in your posts that you're mostly in need of my assistance. So, if you want to get along as well as possible with your fellow posters, it might be considerate of you to let them also call you MGK for short. That underline key is a bit tricky if typing isn't your forté. You know what I'm talking about.
MGK: Okay, sure.
Carson: Besides, if you say "my_guy_ky" needs a make-better, it sounds like you're saying Kyan needs one, which is so not true.
Thom: I like your furniture; it has a mid-century modern aesthetic to it, but look at all this dust! And don't you ever clean your floors?! It's HARRIBLE!
Ted goes straight (or gaily, as it were) to the kitchen and has a look around: Wow, it's a very well-stocked kitchen. Hmm, lots of cookbooks, nice booze. Wow, a whole shelf of spices. Nice. Wait - MGK, what's this?! <holds up a large container of dried parsley flakes> If you'd been paying attention to my Hip Tips, you'd know that this is CONFETTI! <tosses the contents all over the dining area>
Ky: Now don't act surprised, sweetheart. You may tidy up these days - after seeing the Kevin D. episode - but your floors are just gross! Like getting dried parsley on the floor is all you've got to worry about? Let's take a look at your bathroom. MGK, this is the grossest toilet I've ever seen in someone's home. Look at the ring around it!
Ted, calling from the kitchen: Eww, she doesn't even clean her oven!
Thom: The paint job in your living and dining areas is funky ŕ la Steve S. But then, the rest of the place is "insane asylum white".
MGK: I haven't had time to do the other rooms.
This is getting too long, so I'll stop here in the meantime.
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