Kathy, you've always been on MY A-list. A sex tape would be super hot, but let's just leave things to our overactive imagination. You have to keep it classy.

I vote for the Judi Dench tape! Better yet, can you make her give Seacrest a Brazilian wax? You can title the tape "The Diva, the Dame and the Queen"!

I'm torn between the sex tape and the baby. But I think it's rigged. Like Ryan Seacrest needs more publicity. Feh!

You should only do it if it's a completely awkward and ridiculous flop of a sex tape. For example, you fall over while trying to take off your double-knotted shoe, you constantly look into the camera to see yourself, get your shirt stuck on your head while trying to take it off, and fart a few times... in the end, showing nothing of interest to the perverts of the world... even though you're such a hottie.

I agree that they just threw in that Ryan Seacrest Mani/Pedi option because they want that one to win...I mean, it's hard to believe Kathy will do any of the other 3 things...So, we need LOTS of votes for the Sex tape!!! Everybody needs to vote numerous times for this!! PLEASE!!

I do not wish Kathy to release a sex tape because frankly Kathy has a much higher IQ and exceptional character than those who have in recent years released a sex tape. And "Here's the thing", I personally think she should stay on the "D List", it's more respectable. I love Kathy, she's a genius!

I am so down for the whips chains and donuts, but not so sure about seeing matt naked.....Hmmmm? Now I cant get it out of my head! The horror!

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! Um, can I come over?

ok ok how about the dame and diva griffon beating the crap outta seacrest in a sling while smoking cigars and sharing a box of doughnuts?

roflmao

i am sure her people came up with these "things" she is willing to do to get on the A List, however, I don't think she should do anything degrading or against her views to be on the A list. definitely not adopt a child who is not of the same culture as her. that is not fair to her or the child.

Oh, Kathy...the next logical step for getting off the d-list is to get down with r`r`r`royalty. But, ya know...I kinda confused myself---I thought you were checking out Dame Edna, not Dame Judith. Hmmmmm Maybe one of us should rethink the sex tape!!!

Kathy! You promised me you wasn't planning on releasing our tape if I put on the maid outfit!!!!

Listen people I saw that show where Kathy "The Goddess" Griffin dropped trow, and I saw it in High Def too on the big screen. Trust me if she released a tape I and many of my other recent graduate friends would sleep much better at night. I would soooo make sweet sweet love to that woman!

Of the 4 choices, the sex tape with Dame Judi Dench seems the least repulsive act for Kathy to perform.

Kathy, You've got this Jessica Hahn look-a-like thing going (close enough for A-List Hollywood - by far). Why not hook up with the ex-prez for a re-enactment of those "Little Rock frolics"? Even if you can't go from XXX to theatrical release you're SURE to gain enough A-List material for your act to "git 'er dun"... (Sorry - that Larry the Cable Guy reference was heartless - but maybe you can use IT, too!!!!). I can't believe Pulp Fiction didn't make you a mega-star instead of that Italian guy....

Seriously, Ryan Seacrest is a royal twit, please don't let us have to watch him actually ENJOY his weekely pedi/mani from our lovely saucy Kathy!!!!!! I'd rather Kathy did put out a sex tape so she can show Ms.Hilton how to ACTUALLY do a good job~~~~~xoxox~

Kathy, sex tape please. I totally had the equavelent of a mans hardon (yes im a chick and I want you, badly) watching you walk across the stage in your underwear. also, if that dame chick backs out, let me say that two redheads are better then one, I would give you a dam good time.

I just found out that Dame chick is a Dominatrix. Kathy, Im begging for a threesome here. You, me and Her, lets get it on! Please do the sex tape!

This is such a disturbing and bizarre suggestion. Does Dame Judi Dench know of this plan? Why would she agree to it. I assume this must be some kind of a joke right? I don't find it amusing.

i wish there was a "get kathy off my TV" voting list ... from ruining a seinfeld episode to making 'i want to hurt myself' commercials ... enough already ....

would you people get your heads out of your asses? Kathy would be so great in a sex tape, but we all know shes not going to do one, shell probably do a stunt where she gives that idiot seacrest a pedicure. come on people, have fun with this subject

plain n simple. kathy needs to do porn. thats it. she lost her career as an actress. n not to mention shes hot as hell. she just needs to be naked all the time n let that be the end of it.

Bigbluepeter? More like... teeny-weiny-red-neck! Be gone hater!

Maybe it's just because I think Kathy's a cutie, but I think this is the way to go. Someone said, "you can't take that Paris Hilton moment back once it's out there" but do you honestly think she would if she could? Well, lets think about it, pre-tape = she's a no one to the average person - post-tape = she's a household name with a primetime network show about her and her nobody sister visiting the boondocks in a beverly hillbillies spoof. Do you think Pam Anderson would take back her tape moments? Well, let's see, people started to forget about her, then the tape comes out and she's back in the limelight and even jokes about it in one of the "Scary Movie" movies (I don't remember which one). Sex tapes are a big publicity draw, because let's face it...nothing sells like sex. Now I can totally understand her not wanting to do a sex tape with Dame what's her name, I mean what is she 90? You'd need embalming fluid not lubricant. I say she should do a sex tape with someone people might actually wanna look at...I'm not saying get Tommy Lee, but how about someone who doesn't get a senior discount? (I'd be happy to lend my services....sorry couldn't help myself, like I said I think Kathy's a cutie.)

Besides, no one wants to see Kathy mani/pedi that f-tard Seacrest, Scientology is a joke, and adopt a baby for publicity? you'll lose more respect from the general public adopting a baby than you would with a sex tape.

i would love to see kathy griffin naked. ive always found he sexy. great ass.